aww

An expression of endearment, or when you feel like something is cute/sweet/touching/whatever

Something you have to say when you read this definition of dad. So sweet.

Me: Aww that song made me cry

Tyler: You're such a pussy

by tinkerbelll July 3, 2004

flax seeds

grainy little seeds that give you diarrhea. they taste disgusting.

my grandma always keeps a bag of flax seeds at hand, because she is always constipated.

by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!

"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004

fuck this shit

a. Something that I say way too much, being that I'm a girl.

b. a less polite way of saying, "I abort this mission" or "this is stupid, why are we wasting our time?" or simply "this is retarded"

My Dad: "FOR THE LAST TIME GET YOUR HOMEWORK DONE!"

Me: "Fuck this shit. I have better things to do."

by tinkerbelll June 30, 2004

agnes

a computer voice that is given by default to macintosh computers. it is quite irritating, but hyterically funny to use to your own advantage.

agnes says: ______________________________________
(insert whatever you want in here)

by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

boo berry

a delicious, delightful breakfast cereal whose cover ghost blueberry thing looks like a deranged blob.

i love boo berry!

by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

stuv

any reference to a cat.

Ow! My fucking stuv scratched me!

by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004