Tinkerbelll's definitions

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!

"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004

boo berry

a delicious, delightful breakfast cereal whose cover ghost blueberry thing looks like a deranged blob.

i love boo berry!

by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

count chocula

Count chocula is possibly the most wonderful thing that has ever been invented, packaged, and sold to the general public. Crunchy, delightful, delicious, it is the only thing that keeps me alive.

i love count chocula

by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

flax seeds

grainy little seeds that give you diarrhea. they taste disgusting.

my grandma always keeps a bag of flax seeds at hand, because she is always constipated.

by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

agnes

a computer voice that is given by default to macintosh computers. it is quite irritating, but hyterically funny to use to your own advantage.

agnes says: ______________________________________
(insert whatever you want in here)

by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

stuv

any reference to a cat.

Ow! My fucking stuv scratched me!

by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

talk sex with sue

the most hysterical TV show in the world. It's this crazy old lady who must be like, 40 million years old, and she gives people advice on their sexual problems, or answers questions she has. She gives you her personal opinion on which sex toys are best, and sometimes when she's telling someone how a certain position works, she uses these posable dolls. SO FUCKING FUNNY!!! The best show to watch when there's nothing else on.

You will die of laughter when you hear how serious sue says the word "clitoris," "rim job," and so on. Its on at 11pm on Fridays @ Oxygen. WATCH IT!

by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004