A pie pan full of digested apple shit that is baked at 350 degrees. It is served piping hot-crunchy on the outside soft and wet on the inside.
by Timothy Tool July 12, 2004
Severed bowels starched into the shape of a bowl and then filled with milk and cereal. They are usually served with a spoon and a napkin.
Person 1: "Dude, I can't find the bowels and I am so hungry!"
Person 2: "I haven't cut them out yet and they will still have to dry before we eat out of them!!"
Person 2: "I haven't cut them out yet and they will still have to dry before we eat out of them!!"
by Timothy Tool July 12, 2004
1) My skin tube got kinda torn and bloody after i ate all that fiber and meat. It hurts right now.
2) I want to pierce my skin tube. How much will it cost? ; )
2) I want to pierce my skin tube. How much will it cost? ; )
by Timothy Tool July 11, 2004
When I was ten years old I stumbled into a dark alley in the city and saw the Mad Clown, with his sinister grin, running towards me with a squeaky horn and I got the FUCK out of there!
by Timothy Tool September 02, 2004
A tampon that had to be surgically removed by a doctor after having been rotting for an extended period of time due to the tampon user having been fucked with said tampon in her cunt.
Please someone get a doctor; it hurts I've got a trampon and its moving its way up my small intestines, plus it stinks in there!
by Timothy Tool December 21, 2004
by Timothy Tool November 10, 2004
When I was a young boy my uncle, the renowned kiddy fiddler, pulled my pants down and fondled my unit.
by Timothy Tool November 08, 2004