apple brown betty

A pie pan full of digested apple shit that is baked at 350 degrees. It is served piping hot-crunchy on the outside soft and wet on the inside.

What is aunt Betty's secret recipe for her delicious brown pies?

by Timothy Tool July 12, 2004

bowels of cereal

Severed bowels starched into the shape of a bowl and then filled with milk and cereal. They are usually served with a spoon and a napkin.

Person 1: "Dude, I can't find the bowels and I am so hungry!"
Person 2: "I haven't cut them out yet and they will still have to dry before we eat out of them!!"

by Timothy Tool July 12, 2004

skin tube

the secret ring of flesh that comes out from inside your ass and hugs your turd goodbye.

1) My skin tube got kinda torn and bloody after i ate all that fiber and meat. It hurts right now.
2) I want to pierce my skin tube. How much will it cost? ; )

by Timothy Tool July 11, 2004

Mad Clown

A sexual predator dressed up in face paint, a red nose, a colorful fro wig, with floppy shoes.

When I was ten years old I stumbled into a dark alley in the city and saw the Mad Clown, with his sinister grin, running towards me with a squeaky horn and I got the FUCK out of there!

by Timothy Tool September 02, 2004

trampon

A tampon that had to be surgically removed by a doctor after having been rotting for an extended period of time due to the tampon user having been fucked with said tampon in her cunt.

Please someone get a doctor; it hurts I've got a trampon and its moving its way up my small intestines, plus it stinks in there!

by Timothy Tool December 21, 2004

cud muffin

cud with a log of poop.

Someone left a cud muffin under the blankets on that bed; I wouldn't go near it if I were you.

by Timothy Tool November 10, 2004

kiddy fiddler

One who likes touch and fiddle with unclothed, smooth, prepubescent, genitalia.

When I was a young boy my uncle, the renowned kiddy fiddler, pulled my pants down and fondled my unit.

by Timothy Tool November 08, 2004