stunque

Pronounced "stunk" -- an orange plastic cone used for directing or diverting vehicular traffic; a traffic cone; a traffic pylon
The green Volkswagen sped through the construction zone and veered into a row of stunques before crashing into the concrete barrier.
by Timotheus325 July 28, 2007
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geezerhostel

Slang term for a nursing home, assisted living center, or any housing facility for the elderly.
The casino started to fill with the odor of Ben Gay and adult diapers as buses from local geezerhostels began to show up.
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Stipped

A slang term for being constipated.
After eating all that cheese last night, I’m totally stipped.
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Butt monster

An alternate name for a demon (or "pinky demon") in ID Software's original Doom game series.
Blood and viscera flew everywhere when I attacked the group of butt monsters with my chainsaw.
by Timotheus325 January 21, 2009
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Tardex

A pharmaceutical product sold in health food stores and marketed to athletes and bodybuilders. It comes in the form of powder which can be mixed with juice to provide "Super Retard Strength" to the user. Users of Tardex® report a drastic increase in physical strength for a period of several hours, usually accompanied by a marked decrease in mental capacity and an increase of salivary activity.

Tardex® powder comes in large, 1 kg. canisters and is generally mixed with apple juice. The instruction label is divided into "before use" and "after use" sections. The first part advises on proper dosage and recommends that the user wear a hockey helmet, The "after use" section, printed in 36 pt. type, simply stating "No! No! No! No touch! Bad! Bad! Go Away!"

"Super Retard Strength," a trademarked phrase of Downs Pharmaceuticals, Inc., has been frequently attacked as derogatory by the ARC and similar advocacy groups, playing upon the supposedly-abnormal muscular strength of mentally retarded people. Also, the claim that its active ingredient is "pure Seattle brain water" is disputed.
The U.S. Olympic Commission stripped the gold medal from the athlete for illegal use of Tardex, having been tipped off by the drool streaks on his jersey.
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pinky demon

The ubiquitous, pink monsters in id Software's original Doom games. They have massive, snarling jaws and commonly killed with a chainsaw. Sometimes called "butt monsters" for their vague resemblance to a human posterior with legs, they are officially called "demons" by id Software.
The barrels exploded, killing a pinky demon and three imps.
by Timotheus325 January 21, 2009
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stiffyard

Ole Bob got his wish, as his buddies drank one last toast around his casket before hauling him out to the stiffyard in the back of his ‘66 El Camino.
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