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The forward arc of a toilet seat, which retains the penis while one is in a sitting position. Also refers to the corresponding part of the toilet bowl on public toilets with U-shaped seats. The dickrest should always be thoroughly cleaned when one is using an unfamiliar commode.
Frank sat upon the seat of the public toilet, not realizing until it was too late that the dickrest had already been touched by hundreds of male members that day.
by Timotheus325 January 3, 2008
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Get the Butt monster mug.The ubiquitous, pink monsters in id Software's original Doom games. They have massive, snarling jaws and commonly killed with a chainsaw. Sometimes called "butt monsters" for their vague resemblance to a human posterior with legs, they are officially called "demons" by id Software.
by Timotheus325 January 21, 2009
Get the pinky demon mug.A paved area off to the side of a highway or in the median between lanes specifically constructed to conceal a police car for speed traps. Also, an onramp notorious as a hiding place for police vehicles.
Watch out as you first come into the city. There is a loaded cop dispenser just after the first curve.
by Timotheus325 June 22, 2012
Get the cop dispenser mug.A noun describing a stereotypical, overweight liberal girl in her twenties, typically with brightly-colored, clownish hair, and given to loud and vulgar rants against men, in support of abortion or other leftist or feminist causes, or acting as Karens in public places. They often are involved with witchcraft or the occult, and frequently identify as lesbians.
The college campus was littered with pink-haired bloats screaming their hate toward the patriarchal administration.
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Get the Bloat mug.Ole Bob got his wish, as his buddies drank one last toast around his casket before hauling him out to the stiffyard in the back of his ‘66 El Camino.
by Timotheus325 January 19, 2021
Get the stiffyard mug.The casino started to fill with the odor of Ben Gay and adult diapers as buses from local geezerhostels began to show up.
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