Tuppence

Olden day word for a little girls pussy. Was once also slang word for money in ye olde england.

Fanny wiped her tuppence with a dish rag. Tally Ho.

by timmy o'toole August 09, 2003

feces

Adj; The name of excrement from ones anus. The resul of dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool. The main feature of scatlovers.com

After the meal, Doris realised it wasn't chocolate pudding she was eating, it was feces.

by Timmy O'Toole August 02, 2003

Essex girl

(Adj); A girl from south east england who loves argos jewellery and thicker than pig shit.

(Adj); A girl who's first thing to do in the morning is to walk home.

I'm in the mood for a free shag, maybe i should get an essex girl.

by timmy o'toole August 01, 2003

Blackpool

Sea side resort in the uk. Known for it's lack of clean water in the sea which makes legs dissolve, and the big one (rollercoaster)

(1942) My family is so fortunatewe get to go to blackpool this year.

(Modern Day) My family is so poor, we have to go to blackpool this year.

by timmy o'toole August 01, 2003

cher

A folk singer who entertaines many soldiers in WW1 and WW2. Married Sonny and then split up. Has a wide range of noses and chins.

What type of nose would you like? the big one, small one or the forever chancing cher one?

by timmy o'toole August 29, 2003

Death

Something better than sick. The best of all things. When saying something is death, you are saying nothing can beat it.

Peter- that car is so sick!
Brian- no it's better than sick. It's DEATH!!!

by Timmy o'toole August 04, 2013

Putain

(Adj / Noun); French word for whore.

Le mot français pour putain.

So winston i heard you bought a whore last night.

Si winston j'ai entendu vous avez acheté un putain hier soir.

by timmy o'toole August 03, 2003