Time4SumAksion's definitions

Two feet and a heartbeat

What a pathetic mutherf*cker has to use when they don't own a car, a bike, or a bus pass. (ie. Walk, jackass!)

I have no friends, no life, no job, and no money. How am I going to get to the foodbank? I guess its two feet and a heartbeat...

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Sneeze Guard

At take-out restuarants, mainly sub shops or "as you like it" hamburger joints - the glass or plexi-glass barrier between you and the food, that allows you to see your sandwich being prepared.

Usually two feet high, and on a angle.

The sneeze guard at Subway keeps my sandwich snot-free.

by Time4SumAksion November 24, 2004

Stage Diving

The act of jumping on stage at a Ripper Bar, with a five dollar bill in your mouth. (At one time, two dollar coins were acceptable. Could even be performed with a stack of nickels.) The stripper proceeds to remove the bill from you mouth with her lips, cleavage, ass, or pussy.

Give me a fiver so I can jump on stage. That girl is hot!

by Time4SumAksion February 13, 2005

Pervert's Row

Pervert's Row is the seating directly in front of (or around) the stage at a strip club. The view is incredible. It provides easy access to the stage itself, for stage diving or stripper interaction.

Pervert's Row was full so we had to sit at the back of the bar. I couldn't see a f*cking thing.

by Time4SumAksion February 13, 2005

Smoke Break

Addicted cigarette smokers need regular smoke breaks each day to quell nic fits. See also: nicotene break.

Jack: Hey, John - wanna go for a smoke break...?

John: Sure.

Irritated co-worker: I think I should take up smoking. That way, I'd get a ten minute break from work every f*cking hour...!

by Time4SumAksion April 9, 2006

Christsicle

A crucifix. Jesus on a stick for all to see.

Some families hang a Christsicle above their kitchen table and pray real hard for their balogna sandwiches.

by Time4SumAksion September 5, 2005

Deck Shoes

A style of shoe that somehow became the standard in casual footwear for young men and teenagers in my area (rural Southwestern Ontario) in the early '90's.

Country folk often make questionable fashion choices. The "deck shoe" was a prime example.

by Time4SumAksion September 5, 2005