Christsicle

Some families hang a Christsicle above their kitchen table and pray real hard for their balogna sandwiches.
by Time4SumAksion August 25, 2005
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Freezie

A cold treat akin to a popsicle. Freezies are made of a slushie-like juice that has been frozen in a long plastic wrapping. They come in many sizes, such as "jumbo," and the most popular brand in Canada bear(ed) the Mr. Freeze (pronounced "Free-zee") label.

Often, the best part about eating a Freezie was tipping the package upside-down and drinking the melted juice that was left at the bottom, when you'd finished eating the frozen part.
You could get a jumbo Freezie for, like, 50 cents at the ball park when I was a kid.
by Time4SumAksion October 06, 2005
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Dick Out

When teeing off during a game of golf, if a male fails to hit his ball past the ladies tee blocks, he must open his fly and let he penis hang out in full view for the remainder of the hole.
I had three dick outs last Saturday. How embarrassing.
by Time4SumAksion September 02, 2005
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Donkey-Choker

A piece of shit large enough to gag a mule.
Fat Bastard: I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!
by Time4SumAksion May 12, 2005
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Con College

A school for Convicts. In other words: jail, clink, slammer, etc.

A term made popular by the character Jim Leahy on Trailer Park Boys.
Leahy: "Have fun in Con College, Ricky!"

Ricky: "F*ck you, Leahy."
by Time4SumAksion November 30, 2004
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Beer Tour

The act of jumping into a vehicle with all of your buddies and a cooler full of ice cold beer, and driving around the countryside at any time of the day. This was more popular in the country where there are lots of open sideroads. The intent is to relax and enjoy each other's company, and indulge in a few cold ones. The driver is also encouraged to drink.

Beer Touring has declined in popularity in recent years, due to the po-po cracking down on drinking and driving.
"Where are Jimmy and Jake and the rest of the boys?"

"They're out on beer tour."
by Time4SumAksion January 15, 2009
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The Bigs

The big leagues, specifically the MLB.
Sanchez isn't ready for the bigs, yet.
by Time4SumAksion June 07, 2005
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