Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Time4SumAksion

Cheaty Cheaterton

Timmy looked at my answers during the math test. He's a Cheaty Cheaterton.

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The big leagues, specifically the MLB.

Sanchez isn't ready for the bigs, yet.

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An uncomfortable sensation experienced by some when they need to make a bowel movement.

Barry had the poo legs, so we pulled into the nearest gas station.

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A male homosexual who plays the role of the pitcher during anal sex.

Richie enjoys the feeling of gerbals tickling his rectum. Spencer, his partner, likes to f*ck that rectum. He's a gerbal chaser.

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A fiery sphincter brought on by eating spicy food. More commonly known as Ring Of Fire.

I couldn't sit down for ten minutes after that spicy sh*t, because I had burning asshole.

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What a pathetic mutherf*cker has to use when they don't own a car, a bike, or a bus pass. (ie. Walk, jackass!)

I have no friends, no life, no job, and no money. How am I going to get to the foodbank? I guess its two feet and a heartbeat...

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To urinate; to take a piss.

Man, I gotta go for a ruzz real bad!

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