Cheezies

A fatty, cheese flavoured snack, known in the states as "cheese doodles" or "cheese puffs" are lovingly called "cheezies" in Canada.
I grabbed a bag of cheezies and a 50 and settled in for the game.
by Time4SumAksion July 29, 2005
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Burp'n Blow

The act of burping, and then blowing the exhaust in a specific direction, as you would cigarette smoke - with the intent of keeping the fumes away from someone. Often straight up, or to the side.
I did the Ol' Burp'n Blow, so you wouldn't smell it.
by Time4SumAksion May 09, 2005
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VIP Room

Known as a Champagne Room in the States, a VIP Room is the back room in any Canadian strip club where you receive private dances from strippers. The dancers appear fully nude, and give a "full contact," or "interactive" VIP dance. (Twenty bucks a song.) The quality of the dance (i.e. how much the girl will let you "get away with") may vary. See Mileage.
Barbie talked me back into the VIP Room for a quick dance. Six songs later, and I was out $120 bucks.
by Time4SumAksion August 16, 2006
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Soft C

Short for "softcore." Soft C movies contain titillating simulated sex scenes, and only show partial nudity. The imagery found in Playboy magazine is also considered Soft C, or softcore.
Jim: What're ya watching?

Jack: Satellite Soft C.
by Time4SumAksion June 20, 2006
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Mileage

The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.

A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)

A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.

A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.

In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.
Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?

Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.
by Time4SumAksion August 16, 2006
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NFA

Dwayne: "Enough of this dilly-dallying. Let's get to the bar. NFA."
by Time4SumAksion November 26, 2004
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Cheaty Cheaterton

Timmy looked at my answers during the math test. He's a Cheaty Cheaterton.
by Time4SumAksion June 07, 2005
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