Burp'n Blow

The act of burping, and then blowing the exhaust in a specific direction, as you would cigarette smoke - with the intent of keeping the fumes away from someone. Often straight up, or to the side.
I did the Ol' Burp'n Blow, so you wouldn't smell it.
by Time4SumAksion May 09, 2005
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Soft C

Short for "softcore." Soft C movies contain titillating simulated sex scenes, and only show partial nudity. The imagery found in Playboy magazine is also considered Soft C, or softcore.
Jim: What're ya watching?

Jack: Satellite Soft C.
by Time4SumAksion June 20, 2006
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VIP Room

Known as a Champagne Room in the States, a VIP Room is the back room in any Canadian strip club where you receive private dances from strippers. The dancers appear fully nude, and give a "full contact," or "interactive" VIP dance. (Twenty bucks a song.) The quality of the dance (i.e. how much the girl will let you "get away with") may vary. See Mileage.
Barbie talked me back into the VIP Room for a quick dance. Six songs later, and I was out $120 bucks.
by Time4SumAksion August 16, 2006
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Mileage

The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.

A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)

A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.

A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.

In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.
Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?

Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.
by Time4SumAksion August 16, 2006
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NFA

Dwayne: "Enough of this dilly-dallying. Let's get to the bar. NFA."
by Time4SumAksion November 26, 2004
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Pervert's Row

Pervert's Row is the seating directly in front of (or around) the stage at a strip club. The view is incredible. It provides easy access to the stage itself, for stage diving or stripper interaction.
Pervert's Row was full so we had to sit at the back of the bar. I couldn't see a f*cking thing.
by Time4SumAksion February 14, 2005
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Vay-kay

Yes, just three more days until Vay-kay!! F*ckin' alright!
by Time4SumAksion December 23, 2005
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