Tim 's definitions

Bum

To get something from someone else for free. Also used to borrow, but with the understanding that repayment might not happen.

Hey, can I bum a smoke off you?

by Tim March 13, 2003

buttpod

Non-existant American slang created by Gwenyth Paltrow to confuse non-Americans, specifically the British. The meaning of this word is flexible and completely open.
See also: gnarlburger.

That lead singer is totally buttpod!

by Tim December 6, 2004

clownshoes

Adjective describing unfair corporate or government decisions/policies.

These subway prices are clownshoes.

That's clownshoes they made you pay that parking fine.

by Tim September 8, 2003

push up

The act of raising one's self off the ground when lying down face first by sustaining an erection.

I fell out of bed when we were shaggin', but then I did a push up and she was so impressed we kept goin' all night.

by Tim June 27, 2003

hoffmania

A word used to desribe the excitement and general feeling of elation whilst being around items or conversation that provokes thoughts relating to 'The Hoff'.

The Colonel remarked upon seeing the Baywatch Marathon on Sky Travel to his maid. "I didnt think I still had it in me, but after seeing that opening shot of his trunks I was in 'Hoffmania' I can tell you".

by tim August 20, 2004

wednesday

The day after Tuesday and before Thursday

What day is tomorrow?

Wednesday

by Tim February 5, 2005

nunfer

Getting a blowjob without having to give anything in return. All for you NUN-FER her.

Sorry I was late to the meeting my wife was giving me a nunfer this morning.

by Tim May 7, 2003