buttpod

Non-existant American slang created by Gwenyth Paltrow to confuse non-Americans, specifically the British. The meaning of this word is flexible and completely open.
See also: gnarlburger.

That lead singer is totally buttpod!

by Tim December 6, 2004

buttpoundosis

The ability to attracting a beating ("butt pounding") without trying

That's Arthur. He has buttpoundosis.
(translation: He gets beat up a lot.)

by George C. March 25, 2004

Buttpads

Something that Malu Trevejo wears righteously

Just check her intsagram You will see her buttpads

by TeylorAnn October 4, 2017

buttpoundosis

This is something that you can be catching when you are locked up in the butt pound for too much long a time.

You are to be seeing a doctor to help you with your buttpoundosis, you were locked up in the butt pound for too much long a time.

by Nelson Drew April 5, 2004

buttpoundosis

what i be givin' you fools if i catch you alls in my cabbage patch, know what im sayin'?

Get outta my cabbage patch, fool. Now I'm gonna give you the osisest buttpoundosis of your sorry little life.

by QQ Master D May 6, 2004

buttpoundosis

greg's medical problem

Greg's butt is pounding because he has buttpoundosis.

by Dr. X March 23, 2004

Buttpoop

Someone one who farts has to say buttpoop after

(farts) buttpoop

by Nigger buttshit December 7, 2019