buttpod

Non-existant American slang created by Gwenyth Paltrow to confuse non-Americans, specifically the British. The meaning of this word is flexible and completely open.
See also: gnarlburger.

That lead singer is totally buttpod!

buttpod by Tim December 6, 2004

buttpoundosis 

The ability to attracting a beating ("butt pounding") without trying

That's Arthur. He has buttpoundosis.
(translation: He gets beat up a lot.)

buttpoundosis by George C. March 25, 2004

Buttpads 

Something that Malu Trevejo wears righteously

Just check her intsagram You will see her buttpads

Buttpads by TeylorAnn October 4, 2017

buttpoundosis 

This is something that you can be catching when you are locked up in the butt pound for too much long a time.

You are to be seeing a doctor to help you with your buttpoundosis, you were locked up in the butt pound for too much long a time.

buttpoundosis by Nelson Drew April 5, 2004

buttpoundosis 

what i be givin' you fools if i catch you alls in my cabbage patch, know what im sayin'?

Get outta my cabbage patch, fool. Now I'm gonna give you the osisest buttpoundosis of your sorry little life.

buttpoundosis by QQ Master D May 6, 2004

buttpoundosis 

greg's medical problem

Greg's butt is pounding because he has buttpoundosis.

buttpoundosis by Dr. X March 23, 2004

Buttpoop 

Someone one who farts has to say buttpoop after

(farts) buttpoop

Buttpoop by Nigger buttshit December 7, 2019