firewood

Term used for the patheic pieces of wood with wheels used by 'plank wanks'.

i'm going to shove all that firewood on my bonfire.

by Tim August 07, 2003

El Dou

The Name for a person who has been infected with the "Dee" Gene. The dee gene causes a rare form of mental retardation simply known as DEE. Because of its hereditary nature, whole families (known as LOS DEES/DOUS) have been known to carry this gene. Besides being hereditary, it has been proven that habitual exposure to people carrying the gene can lead to infection. El Dou, also, can be used as an interchanable synonym for complete and utter retardation.

Seth was being inchorent, saying things that bordered on non-sensical and retarded, so Jones screamed "EL DOU"

by tim April 10, 2005

elfish

1)wrong way to spell elvish
2)Spainish (el fish)

get your el fish away from me

that el fish is very elfish

by Tim January 21, 2004

pompstein

a negative edition of someonewho is pomp. if you're (or something is) pomp, you are cool e.g. thats well pomp, meaning 'that is really cool'

Pompstein is someone who is not cool

dont be such a pompstein

by tim February 21, 2005

McSucks

A broken man whose lot in life has repeatedly given him the most menial tasks imaginable.

Hey McSucks! Get up to the top of that smokestack and change the damn lightbulb!

by Tim February 06, 2004

Cluck

a crack fiend.

Dude, I'm not hitting a bowl with white powder on it. I ain't a fuckin' cluck!

by Tim March 13, 2003

philippines

Visayan islands in the philippines is a great place. Cebu is probably one of the nices places in the world, while Luzon, is a polluted dump. If you plan to go to Manila and Quezon City, don't bring anything fancy while walking in the streets or you'll get mugged. Not to mention the flying cockroaches...

Go to the Visayas if you want a resort.

by Tim May 13, 2005