Daily Double

When you take a dump, and after you finish flushing and washing your hands, you realize you have to take another.

If you eat dinner, wait a few minutes, and eat dessert, you could have a daily double on your hands.

by Tikibarberfan August 11, 2010

Seinfeld

The only show in the history of man where you have to watch it to get the funniness of the jokes.

Kramer: Hey you want a Junior Mint?
Jerry: No I'm good.
Kramer: C'mon they're chocolatey and refreshing. They're delicious!
Jerry: No!
Kramer: (hands one to Jerry and it falls into guy getting operated on).

That joke might not have seemed funny here, but if you watch it you'll laugh your fucking ass off. It's the perfect example of a Seinfeld joke.

by Tikibarberfan March 19, 2010

December 22 2012

The day you'll regret spending your kid's college fund on hookers.

December 22 2012 will be a day of reflection.

by Tikibarberfan July 24, 2010

Danielnykampism

A rare disease where everyone likes you for no reason.

(Bob is walking in cafeteria carrying lunch tray.)
Popular Kid Jeff: Hey Bob you can sit with me.
Bob: Why?
Jeff: Idk just cause everyone likes you for some reason.

Bob has Danielnykampism.

by Tikibarberfan January 31, 2010

Peni

1. More than one penis.

2. The word you get when you type penis too fast and forget the "s".

1. When Susie crashed the all-boy sleepover, she was hoping all the peni would fit in her.

2. Rick: haha the Giants lost

Bob: suck my peni

Rick: wait you have more than one?

Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.

by Tikibarberfan March 02, 2010

Godawesome

1. The opposite of godawful.

2. Me.

1. Boobs are godawesome!

2. No example necessary.

by Tikibarberfan July 21, 2010

North Carolina

The 12th state to ratify the constitution. Has some big cities, like Greensboro (the best one), and Charlotte, and lots of smaller towns in the country. College basketball is the main sport, because schools like Duke and UNC are consistently successful. The ONLY state in America where you can visit the mountains, beach, and city in the same day. You can't call us rednecks- I mean cmon we have an NBA team. Also pretty kickass climate-wise because I can wear shorts year-round.

If you went to any of the states that border North Carolina (Virginia, Tennessee, and especially South Carolina), you'd get your ass on the soonest flight back.

by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010