TiM's definitions

colorado

The tightest state in the west U.S.
Best sking in the world. Hey Mike- whad do u do for fun in Nebraska? Husk Corn?

I gonna ski in Colorado, where the powdas fresh

by Tim March 22, 2004

cum alley-oop

when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot

your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!

by Tim April 9, 2005

Kiteing

When a male thrusts his pelvis foreward and backward while wearing only boxers. When the ball sack hits the gooch area, it makes a clapping sound. it also resembles a flying kite while it is foreward.

Tim was kiteing

by Tim January 16, 2004

slighted

To be fooled or wronged by a sow.

I liked that sow a lot but she fucking slighted me.

by Tim January 19, 2004

Wanged

To have had ones website trampled to death by legions of www.penny-arcade.com readers.

Oh lord! Penny Arcade has wanged my site!

by Tim December 12, 2003

lynda

Sexy woman from up north. Is a frog. Also is a enemy of Mr.Roboto

Lynda is a sexy fox. She says ribbit when she is being a frog.

by Tim April 10, 2005

vote third party

Vote third party is code for smoking weed

hey man, do you vote third party?

by tim March 13, 2005