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mayorkas

A man's foreskin that hasn't been cleaned for weeks-to-months, resulting in a terrible and inescapable smell. Often refers specifically to the crusty, musty, rotten, often moldy smegma that results specifically from infrequently cleaning of the male genital region.
Example 1: She was prepared for the night of her life, but when he removed his pants, the unbearable scent of a foul mayorkas penetrated the air. Grabbing her nose and her change purse, she fled the scene; the man wept.

Example 2: The man had been hiking for weeks on end, never stopping to bathe. Upon returning to civilization, the first thing he did was disrobe and chisel away the two-month-old mayorkas affixed to his manhood.
by Thundernut Williamson November 18, 2021
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shit

by Thundernut Williamson November 17, 2021
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LGBFJB

A play on "LGBT" and means "Let's Go Brandon, Fuck Joe Biden." Originated in 2021, based on two phrases that have grown in popularity on the Internet and in the United States at large. Both phrases express displeasure with American President Joe Biden; LGBFJB is a means for them to encapsulate both in a convenient way.
I'm a proud member of the LGBFJB community.
by Thundernut Williamson November 10, 2021
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BAON

"Blowing air out nose" or "blow air out nose," what most people actually do when they claim to "lol" or "lmao".
Video: *Cat jumps on another cat*
Honest commenter: BAON
by Thundernut Williamson November 11, 2021
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racist dog whistle

What American Democrats call everything they disagree with.
Democrat: Um, excuse me? Did you just say "Merry Christmas?" That is clearly a racist dog whistle for oppressive patriarchal white supremacy.
by Thundernut Williamson November 10, 2021
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patriots.win

Popular conservative website. Previously known as "The Donald" on Reddit.
Person 1: Wow! Check this out! Those crazy Democrats!
Person 2: What are you looking at?
Person 1: Patriots.win.
by Thundernut Williamson November 12, 2021
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Creed

Creed is an quality band, it's musical artistry is well-known and admired among true music lovers. It rivals only Nickelback in terms of quality, skill and sheer instrumental and lyrical beauty.
My mother says I should listen to music like Mozart or the Beatles, but I prefer actual good music like Creed.
by Thundernut Williamson June 19, 2022
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