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BAON

"Blowing air out nose" or "blow air out nose," what most people actually do when they claim to "lol" or "lmao".
Video: *Cat jumps on another cat*
Honest commenter: BAON
by Thundernut Williamson November 11, 2021
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mayorkas

A man's foreskin that hasn't been cleaned for weeks-to-months, resulting in a terrible and inescapable smell. Often refers specifically to the crusty, musty, rotten, often moldy smegma that results specifically from infrequently cleaning of the male genital region.
Example 1: She was prepared for the night of her life, but when he removed his pants, the unbearable scent of a foul mayorkas penetrated the air. Grabbing her nose and her change purse, she fled the scene; the man wept.

Example 2: The man had been hiking for weeks on end, never stopping to bathe. Upon returning to civilization, the first thing he did was disrobe and chisel away the two-month-old mayorkas affixed to his manhood.
by Thundernut Williamson November 18, 2021
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LGBFJB

A play on "LGBT" and means "Let's Go Brandon, Fuck Joe Biden." Originated in 2021, based on two phrases that have grown in popularity on the Internet and in the United States at large. Both phrases express displeasure with American President Joe Biden; LGBFJB is a means for them to encapsulate both in a convenient way.
I'm a proud member of the LGBFJB community.
by Thundernut Williamson November 10, 2021
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racist dog whistle

What American Democrats call everything they disagree with.
Democrat: Um, excuse me? Did you just say "Merry Christmas?" That is clearly a racist dog whistle for oppressive patriarchal white supremacy.
by Thundernut Williamson November 10, 2021
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who dat

"Who is that"?
Who dat? I've never seen her before.
by Thundernut Williamson July 10, 2022
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Lesco Brandon

It's fake name given to unsuspecting PA announcers, newspapers, etc. that makes people chuckle. It sounds like "Let's Go Brandon," itself a term that is synonymous with "Fuck Joe Biden," the United States President.
"Lesco Brandon, your order's ready. Lesco Brandon, your order is ready."
by Thundernut Williamson November 26, 2021
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vasnootch

Last night, I fornicated with a very attractive woman's vasnootch.
by Thundernut Williamson June 19, 2022
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