Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Thundernut Williamson

leems segit

Huh, this college-aged male claims to have had at least 250 sexual partners in a year. Leems segit.

leems segit by Thundernut Williamson November 21, 2021

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mayorkas

A man's foreskin that hasn't been cleaned for weeks-to-months, resulting in a terrible and inescapable smell. Often refers specifically to the crusty, musty, rotten, often moldy smegma that results specifically from infrequently cleaning of the male genital region.

Example 1: She was prepared for the night of her life, but when he removed his pants, the unbearable scent of a foul mayorkas penetrated the air. Grabbing her nose and her change purse, she fled the scene; the man wept.

Example 2: The man had been hiking for weeks on end, never stopping to bathe. Upon returning to civilization, the first thing he did was disrobe and chisel away the two-month-old mayorkas affixed to his manhood.

mayorkas by Thundernut Williamson November 18, 2021