15 definitions by Thundernut Williamson
Democrat: Um, excuse me? Did you just say "Merry Christmas?" That is clearly a racist dog whistle for oppressive patriarchal white supremacy.
by Thundernut Williamson November 10, 2021
by Thundernut Williamson November 21, 2021
A man's foreskin that hasn't been cleaned for weeks-to-months, resulting in a terrible and inescapable smell. Often refers specifically to the crusty, musty, rotten, often moldy smegma that results specifically from infrequently cleaning of the male genital region.
Example 1: She was prepared for the night of her life, but when he removed his pants, the unbearable scent of a foul mayorkas penetrated the air. Grabbing her nose and her change purse, she fled the scene; the man wept.
Example 2: The man had been hiking for weeks on end, never stopping to bathe. Upon returning to civilization, the first thing he did was disrobe and chisel away the two-month-old mayorkas affixed to his manhood.
Example 2: The man had been hiking for weeks on end, never stopping to bathe. Upon returning to civilization, the first thing he did was disrobe and chisel away the two-month-old mayorkas affixed to his manhood.
by Thundernut Williamson November 18, 2021
Creed is an quality band, it's musical artistry is well-known and admired among true music lovers. It rivals only Nickelback in terms of quality, skill and sheer instrumental and lyrical beauty.
My mother says I should listen to music like Mozart or the Beatles, but I prefer actual good music like Creed.
by Thundernut Williamson June 19, 2022
Person 1: Wow! Check this out! Those crazy Democrats!
Person 2: What are you looking at?
Person 1: Patriots.win.
Person 2: What are you looking at?
Person 1: Patriots.win.
by Thundernut Williamson November 13, 2021
What conservative men get when they look at Lauren Boebert, a House of Representatives politician from Colorado. Some might say she is very attractive.
Jim: Did you see that speech by Lauren Boebert?
Hank: Yes, I couldn't pay attention, she gave me a Boeboner.
Hank: Yes, I couldn't pay attention, she gave me a Boeboner.
by Thundernut Williamson November 27, 2021