Throbbing Monster's definitions

Brazilian ironsides

a sexual act in which the male ejaculates into the female, then kicks her in the ribs, then yells "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL"

Both my big toe and throat are still bothering me from giving my girlfriend the Brazilian ironsides last night.

by Throbbing Monster February 11, 2009

chiquitiar

perform anal sex; (a direct borrowing from Spanish that references the relatively diminutive size of the anus)

Hey, Juana! Does your old man like to chiquitiar? I couldn't help but notice that you're walking differently.

by Throbbing Monster February 11, 2009

wienercicle

a sausage wrapped in sweetened corn batter usually on a stick; a corndog; the preffered spelling of weinercicle

I could really go for a delicious wienercicle when I'm done fellating you.

by Throbbing Monster February 11, 2009

Sylmar

1. The birthplace of gangsterism 2. A city in Los Angeles County.

If you are not from Sylmar, may I respectfully suggest that you stay the fuck out of Sylmar.

by Throbbing Monster February 11, 2009

CMS

Columbian Messianic Society. An independent black and white comic. CMS gained instant fame from legal troubles over unauthorized use of the images of JonBenet Ramsey and John Walker Lindh.

Mentally unstable people seem to really enjoy that comic book CMS.

by Throbbing Monster February 11, 2009

honk-off

To tighten, often a nut or screw.

If you honk-off that penis vice any more I'm going to rupture and nut and I won't be able to screw.

by Throbbing Monster February 10, 2009

K-NIG

Any radio station playing urban music

Whoa, what's with the jungle music, you got that thing tuned to K-NIG?

by Throbbing Monster February 11, 2009