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k-nig-hts 

A phonetic (mis)pronounciation of "knights" (ex. medieval, sounds like "nights"). From a gag in Monty Python's The Holy Grail, a wicked film. King Arthur, on a quest for the grail (in England) comes across a French castle, inhabited by French fellows, one of whom calls Arthur and his knights "silly English K-Ni-Ghits" (sounds like ki-nig-its) because he is unfamiliar with the proper pronunciation of the English word "knights". It is a funny gag.
"Silly English K-nig-hts" (ki-nigg-its)
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
k-nig-hts by Aldea July 30, 2008

K(ock in a niggas ass) 

When a nigga or fagg uses k(kock in a niggas ass) he is expressing his faggotory by explaining that he has a kock in his ass and cannot or does not want to talk
Hey jùhdhsuùe i need to tell you joke
K(ock in a niggas ass)
Oh ok I understand.....faggot

Batman: Arkham knight 

A solid entry in the Batman Arkham series yet still inferior to Arkham city

Nonetheless a FUN AND IMMERSIVE BATMAN EXPERIENCE

Highly recommend it!
Arkham knight 9/10
Arkham city 10/10

Batman: Arkham knight IS THE DEFINITIVE BATMAN EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!
Batman: Arkham knight by SlickSnacc February 9, 2022

awsten knight 

Awsten knight is a natural blue
awsten knight by Imanaturalgreen January 30, 2017

awsten knight 

god himself on earth
person 1: hey look it's awsten knight!
person 2: *kneels down and prays*
awsten knight by watercraves May 23, 2018

Mega Knight 

A legendary card in clash royale. Users of this card are usually virgins who thrive in their mothers basement and only come out to use their moms credit card and purchase gems. The mega knight itself is a fat piece of shit with tons of armor and fists full of spikes. This shitbag needs to be nerfed
"Hey, thanks for coming out to me." "No problem, I just knew using a mega knight was the best way of telling you that I was Gay."
Mega Knight by LocalDroid80 November 12, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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