Definitions by Thefuckersattheendofthetable

Litmus Pussy

When you are unsure whether or not you have an STD, so you fuck a chick and tell her 6 months later that she should get checked out because you may have an STD. You then use her test to see if you have an STD.

Debby was the best litmus pussy ever. She got checked out the day I called her.

Litmus Pussy by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

Granny Gum Jobs 

A blowjob from an old lady who has no teeth. The lack of teeth makes the experience awesome, however the incident is too embarrassing to tell your squad.

The granny gum jobs from old lady Jenkins was probably more erotic than anything I've ever had.

Granny Gum Jobs by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

Penis Flytrap 

A vagina which clasps around your dick, right before you cum, so that you have to nut inside of it. Your dick also begins to get digested by the vagina after a short time.

Quin: hey, I heard you got stuck in a penis flytrap the other day.

Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.

Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice

Penis Flytrap by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

Yak Pussy 

A vagina with hair that is so matted, tangled, greasy, and overly disgusting, it is impossible to find the actual vagina.

Sara's yak pussy was so nasty I almost had to get out my shears in an attempt to deforest that fucker.

Yak Pussy by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 7, 2015

Dick Nozzle 

The small hole at the end of your uncircumcised penis which allows both piss and semen to shoot out at high velocities, in a similar fashion to a fire hose.

Johnny's dick nozzle is so powerful he hit Margaret's eye from 20 feet off.

Dick Nozzle by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Siberian Cave Troll

The crustacean which lives and breeds within the cavernous regions of a Russian woman's vagina. Scientifically named Sibernus Cavernous Trolololololus

I was going down on Olga when all of the sudden her Siberian Cave Troll grabbed my tongue and drug me in neck deep into her pussy.

Siberian Cave Troll by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Bonerang 

The natural bend of a penis which resembles a boomerang.

Bills Bonerang is so impressive that he fucked that Asian chick Sally's sideways pussy in the most normal way possible.

Bonerang by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015