Similar to narcolepsy, Sexilepcy is when you get caught having sex, and the immediate reaction once you're caught is to fall asleep and play dead, regardless of what's happening around you.
Roger was balls deep in my asshole when my dad walked in. I've never seen someone's Sexilepcy kick in so hard in my entire life. He just passed out on my back, with his dick still in my ass. What a tool.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 05, 2015
I had the most intense Yodelgasm the other day. The neighbor called and thought I was being brutally murdered.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016
The small hole at the end of your uncircumcised penis which allows both piss and semen to shoot out at high velocities, in a similar fashion to a fire hose.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 05, 2015
A lethal disease that develops from eating too much ass. The inside of the lungs becomes coated in a brown, shit like substance. There is no known cure.
Poor Andre. After years of eating his wife's ass, the brown lung finally caught up to him. His funeral is Saturday.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 07, 2015
A blowjob from an old lady who has no teeth. The lack of teeth makes the experience awesome, however the incident is too embarrassing to tell your squad.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 07, 2015
The crustacean which lives and breeds within the cavernous regions of a Russian woman's vagina. Scientifically named Sibernus Cavernous Trolololololus
I was going down on Olga when all of the sudden her Siberian Cave Troll grabbed my tongue and drug me in neck deep into her pussy.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 05, 2015
Billy: What's with all this shit on the wall?
Jared: Get this through your head: this isn't just shit, this is some high quality shartwork.
Billy: This still looks like shit.
Jared: Get this through your head: this isn't just shit, this is some high quality shartwork.
Billy: This still looks like shit.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 11, 2015