Thebirdman567's definitions

shitass

A person who needs to learn how to speed bridge.
Usually associated with death and obnoxiously loud microphones.

“Hey Shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?”
-Anonymous, famous last words

by Thebirdman567 October 22, 2020

kidney lead

The thing you have if a bullet travels up your urethra and into your kidneys

Jim: Aw fuck, some wanker gave me kidney lead!
Tommy: Just piss it out.

by Thebirdman567 May 14, 2021

K-Pop

Another way to say “ok boomer.”
Because “k” is a shorter way to say “ok,” and “pop” is something some people call their grandfather.

Boomer: “You kids spend all your time playing video games, go get some friends!”
Me: “K-Pop.”

by Thebirdman567 February 7, 2020

Lenny

Someone that Arthur Morgan found while drunk at the saloon.

Arthur: *sees Lenny having sex with Lenny in the saloon*
Lenny: *screaming*
Lenny: *screaming*
Arthur: Haha, found ya, Lenny!

by Thebirdman567 July 27, 2020

Bleach

The cure for Coronavirus.

Gary: Yo did you guys hear about the thing Trump said about bleach??
Jared: Yah bruh I injected myself with a gallon last night!
Nadia: I guess you won’t die from Corona then...
Jared: wait what

by Thebirdman567 May 14, 2020

triPog

A term coined by Twitch user Insym. While playing Phasmophobia randomized, when he gets salt, glowstick, and tripod, chat goes wild, as the ritual is about to commence.

Randomized wheel: “Salt, Glowstick, Tripod”
Twitch chat: triPog

by Thebirdman567 November 7, 2020

Stinky toe

The wise and holy sayer of leat fingies. Many people have claimed to have encountered this rare being, but its debut appearance was in an Among Us public lobby, in a video being recorded by MoistCr1tikal aka penguinz0. Its current whereabouts are unknown, but some say that if you wait long enough, you’ll get a green crewmate named Stinky Toe in your Among Us lobby.

Stinky toe: Leat fingies
Charlie: what the fuck

by Thebirdman567 October 11, 2020