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Definitions by TheWiggidy

fortune cookie 

They taste like poop and smell like it,too.
Johnny opened up his fortune cookie and it said "No matter what college or university you go to,your still gonna end up getting a crappy job"
fortune cookie by TheWiggidy November 4, 2003

Oh Henry 

1.A crunchy chocolate bar.
2.What a gir usually shouts when she's in bed with a guy named Henry.
1.Oh hungry,oh Henry!
2.OHHHHHHHHH HENRYYYYY!!! YEAHHHHH!!!
Oh Henry by TheWiggidy November 2, 2003
YourFatMama:hey u suk clowny
CoolClownDude:+O
YourFatMama:LOLZ!!!111
+O by TheWiggidy November 1, 2003

Grandma! 

What you say if a grandma is flying towards you.
Person 1:Grandma!
Person 2:What?
*KERASH*
Grandma! by TheWiggidy November 1, 2003

Tasteticals 

"He has some GOOD tasteticals!"
Tasteticals by TheWiggidy November 1, 2003
The stupid doll that little girls play with and later grow up to be idiotic teenyboppers.
*10 years old*
Sally:Hi,Sue! Wanna play with my new Barbie doll?

Sue:Golly gee whiz,Sally! That would be swell!

*5 years later*
Sally:LYK OMG LOOK AT DAT HOT GUY OMG OMG OMFG!!!!1

Sue:I KNO HE IZ SUCH A HOTTIE OMG LETS ASK HIM OUT!!111

Paul:You used to play with Barbie dolls,didn't you?

Sally:SHUT UP AND KIZ ME!!1

Sue:LOLZ!!!11
Barbie by TheWiggidy November 1, 2003

Crackers 

They're square and salty....and...yeah.They taste good with something spread on them.
Billy asked his mommy if he could buy some crackers,and she kicked him in the nuts.
Crackers by TheWiggidy November 1, 2003