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Knobless

A transitional condition where most of the penis.and possibly testicled have already been removed. Hiowevery is not 100% complete.
I am knobless now but they will.for that to heal them I probably have some more.suthrry time,,(,period BOOM) THEN I'm going straight to the girls change room flashing my new tits and vag and entering the 200m spring to get some respectta. ,,,, ,^_^
by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
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Balljing

(v) to show large balls through soft pants. Anyone who has had testicular cancer will unerstand as one testicle has probably been removed and their other testicle has grown to 3 or 4 times the size to compensate, providing a huge and unhidable testicle unless they wear loose shorts or loose jeans ..

The word is the same in any language but intonations and accents are possible. From examples,

South African, Texan or Chilean Spanish
I was drunk last night and balljing massively. Girls couldn't take their eyes off it and I couldn't hide it. Really strange night. I guess girls are in to huge balls. I was about 4 x and couldn't do anything about it. Anyway it turned out well, I had two hard fingers and one of the girls had a great time holding my balls in the parking lot next to the club. After that we connected on Insta and she is meeting me next week for some mouth activities.
by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
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Toobing

To be part of a 32 member media conference on zoom and masturbate while forgetting you are still streaming.
Dude, I was in a job interview, it was boring so I opened my special incognito window. I didn't realise, but I was toobing on full screen the whole time and I won't describe which video I was watching.
by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023
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Colorado Farewell

To brain (flip out a testicle) on a train platform as your friends are leaving on a train) or just waiting...)

Look up braining for more explicit definitions but you get the idea. It looks like a little brain.
My friend brained us to say goodnight after a great day at the beach. It was difficult to see and blurry so we uploaded it to FB, just to basically say don't do that Within 20 seconds he messaged us that his brain was already visible in Malaysia so of course we deleted it. Hilarious though. Apparently it is a traditional goodbye in South Park, Colorado. Most guys do it. He just didn't expect my gf to take a photo or for it to go viral in 20 seconds. The Colorado Farewell. Then they slide down a mountain with no skis or helmet backwards with a bag of gummies. Braining the whole way.
by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023
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Knobless

(n) a condition where a man has undergone surgery and his knob has been medically removed or just basically any sort ot dickhead who no one believes an an actual knob
I was speaking to someone fFran SanFranvwho lives a rental. They arre ver intrliignt end and I heard them use this term. Referring to to each other other people.who for large 8mtenrrnatinsl companies but cannot afford an apartment.

Knobless
by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
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Zoomoon

(v) To moon either am individua, shop or group using Zoom. A popular and safe method during the COVID lockdowns of the 2020s. Mask optional (secret zoomoon).
We went through drive through last night and apart from mez thr entire car did a silent zoomoon. Some against the rear windows.
by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023
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Vagimic

Pronounced like vagina plus microphone. Vagi microphone.

To hold a girl open and sing directly into her. There is a very small 3cho effect, which may vary on the size of the chamber.

Variation: Vagimic 69. I don't to explain that.

Pick a song you know well if you plan to do this and make sure it has little pauses so they start shivering after the first verse.

Country Roads is a great example. West Virginia (lick lick lick) Mountain Momma (lick lick lick). You know the rest.
I vagimiced Karen last night. Swedish death metal. She almost passed out.
by TheOtherScientist April 21, 2023
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