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Definitions by TheO

mad handles 

having amazing abilities with a basketball

extreme handles
mad handles by Theo February 16, 2005

no handles 

having no skill when dribbling a basketball

lacking handles
Shaq, infants, people who golf, etc.
no handles by Theo February 16, 2005

Hampden-Sydney 

If you wanted to go to a Southern school, but Duke and U.Va weren't for you because they've enrolled too many "coloreds," and, besides, you had a 670 combined SAT and 1.9 GPA from a random Virginia day school, you're headed to Hampden-Sydney. There, you and a group of like-minded Abercrombie & Fitch-sporting retards can whittle away four years drinking, listening to Creedence, banging skanks from Sweetbriar, drinking, and pretending that the South won the War of Northern Aggression. You can also pretend that the fact that you're wearing a cowrie shell necklace under J. Crew flannels makes you rebellious, that the fact that you're wearing a "Fighting Cocks" baseball cap makes you witty, and that the fact that you attended HSC will make you a useful and productive member of society. If you don't ever want to face the fact that the world expands Westward of the mighty Mississippi and northward of the Mason Dixon line, HSC is a great place to start putting your head in the sand and your thumb up your ass.
Speaks for itself, don't it?
Hampden-Sydney by Theo February 2, 2005

judicial 

1) being appropriate to a judge. relates to the administration of justice.

2) something painfully amazing/wicked cool, absolutely laying down "the law" on someone (destroying them).
"wow that song is judicial!"
"dang when you got kicked, that was judicial!!"
"your mom looks judicial."
"that jump was judicial!"
judicial by Theo December 17, 2004

Getting Tutored 

To get a vasectomy.

From the Farside cartoon where the dog yells out the car window to his dog buddy, "Hey Spot, I'm going to get tutored!"
My wife just popped out number 2 and is nagging me about getting tutored.
Getting Tutored by Theo September 17, 2004
Scrabble game word originating from the early 1600's from Wayne the Mafia Boss, meaning who cares.
Say it on it's own like Who cares!Nerfavase!
Nerfavase by Theo March 29, 2004
E Pill. From northern cali. Made popular by Mac dre.
Lets pop a thizzelle.
thizzelle by theo March 8, 2004