TheO 's definitions

Exxiled

A. Domestic Goddess
B. MILF

Shana Hiatt

by Theo February 28, 2004

butt travis

the residue left behind on one's heiney following a bowel movement.

See travis

if you haven't wiped your ass in a week, check yourself and you may find some butt travis.

by theo September 9, 2005

outside

Outside is a place where there's insects and the sun which burns you awfully bad, and there's also grass and trees and butteflys..all poisonous to you, its a horrible, horrible horrible , vile place that you never want to go to

Billy: Wanna go outside Theo?

Theo: NO! Don't make me go outside, you can't make me not even at gunpoint, for I should wish my own life away on a whim rather than
venture to the outside.

Billy: jeez, just asking..

by Theo April 22, 2005

maneurysm

Hysteria or an emotional core meltdown or freakout brought on by the behavior of one's male spouse, significant other, fiance, boyfriend, lover, or booty call.

When Derek stood Janine up she had a maneurysm and you could hear her at the end of the block.

God, don't have a maneurysm; I'm sure he'll call you.

by Theo June 22, 2006

mad handles

having amazing abilities with a basketball

extreme handles

Allen Iverson
steve traylor
me

by Theo February 16, 2005

Strawberry Glaze

WHen a chick is suckin you off you take it out b4 you cum, punch her in the face, causing a nose bleed, and cum on it.

i gave her the strawberry glaze

by theo February 5, 2004

no handles

having no skill when dribbling a basketball

lacking handles

Shaq, infants, people who golf, etc.

by Theo February 16, 2005