TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky's definitions

Dog Comet

When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."

Exponentially worse with larger dogs.

"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 21, 2013

tardification

The process of adding the suffix "-tard" to various words, usually describing a group of people.

Used in general ly pejorative terms, derived from the offensive word "retard." These terms are used in an attempted derogatory manner but can be relentlessly mocked and turned back on the person using it.

Examples: Conspiratard, Trumptard, Libtard

Him: Is the entire government administration just chock-full of conspiratards??
Her: Please stop this relentless tardification

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 23, 2025

muskolini

A South African born, autism spectrum, ketamine addict that has toxic, malignant narcissistic egomania. Uses a chainsaw instead of a scalpel. Has a sister-niece from his incestuous father.

That unelected muskolini could possibly be the most delusional a-hole in human history

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 21, 2025

buckle up buttercup

Buckle up Buttercup is a sarcastic expression, denoting that one should get ready for some upcoming unpleasant or extreme action.

It is a bit of a sarcastic portmanteau between the "buckle up" phrase used to get people to use seat belts and "pucker up buttercup" meaning to prepare for a kiss. The sarcasm reverses the positive connotations.

Buckle up Buttercup, you just flipped by Bitch switch.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 17, 2018

WINO

Woman in name only. Similar to RINO (Republican in Name Only) or DINO (Democrat in Name Only).

This label applies to Women that run on predominantly male-defined agenda. Sarah Palin, Meg Whitman, Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnell are examples. They can be called WINO's - Women in name only; feminists they are not.

That Sarah is such a WINO... she has larger cohones than John McCain.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 20, 2010

Blow-job-bib

A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).

Person 1: "Was That a Blow-Job-Bib on Empire Last Night?"
Person 2: "It sure looked like it."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015

Paid Troll

A user (or multiple users) paid by wealthy people or corporations to disrupt and disagree with a discussion forum or comment blog.

That so-and-so always disagrees with any mention of climate change. He is a Paid Troll for the oil industry.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 24, 2011