Quarantini

Just like a Martini except you sit at home and drink it by yourself.

I think I'll have a Quarantini or three and skip the news...

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 13, 2020

RBMF

Rat Bastid MotherFucker

That sales person is a real RBMF...

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky June 30, 2024

TBW

Tiny Brained Wiper.

From Monty Python "You tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms." A pejorative used to designate a person who is obviously worse than an ass-kisser.

That Jerard has no dignity, he's such a TBW.
He will do anything to get ahead.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky June 21, 2007

SIMP

A person who just doesn't have much horsepower between the ears.

Person 1: That guy says that he is a very stable genius.
Person 2: Nah, he's just a simp

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 08, 2024

buckle up buttercup

Buckle up Buttercup is a sarcastic expression, denoting that one should get ready for some upcoming unpleasant or extreme action.

It is a bit of a sarcastic portmanteau between the "buckle up" phrase used to get people to use seat belts and "pucker up buttercup" meaning to prepare for a kiss. The sarcasm reverses the positive connotations.

Buckle up Buttercup, you just flipped by Bitch switch.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 17, 2018