Definitions by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky

Blow-job-bib 

A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).

Person 1: "Was That a Blow-Job-Bib on Empire Last Night?"
Person 2: "It sure looked like it."

Blow-job-bib by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015

zero sum game 

In game theory (and economic theory) a zero-sum game is a situation where one persons (or entities) gain has a corresponding loss from another person (or entity).

Initech employee 1: "Hey, everyone took big pieces of the cake now Milton doesn't have one."

Initech employee 2: "Cake is a zero sum game, man."

zero sum game by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky February 15, 2014

piece of patch 

A phrase usually uttered by men, meaning "To get laid."
The "patch" refers to a woman's pubes.

As said by John Travolta's character in The General's Daughter: "Risking it all for a piece of patch."

piece of patch by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 29, 2014

Dog Comet 

When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."

Exponentially worse with larger dogs.

"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."

Dog Comet by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 21, 2013

poonspeeding 

Cunnilingus while wearing swim cap and goggles.

Those frat boys need to prove they were poonspeeding to fulfill their pledge hazing.

poonspeeding by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 6, 2013

Paid Troll 

A user (or multiple users) paid by wealthy people or corporations to disrupt and disagree with a discussion forum or comment blog.

That so-and-so always disagrees with any mention of climate change. He is a Paid Troll for the oil industry.

Paid Troll by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 24, 2011

WINO 

Woman in name only. Similar to RINO (Republican in Name Only) or DINO (Democrat in Name Only).

This label applies to Women that run on predominantly male-defined agenda. Sarah Palin, Meg Whitman, Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnell are examples. They can be called WINO's - Women in name only; feminists they are not.

That Sarah is such a WINO... she has larger cohones than John McCain.

WINO by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 20, 2010