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A phrase made up to discredit a politician after his nomination. Check the dates of the nomination and the other definitions
We should redefine FFFFF and see if we can prove his intent.
FFFFF by DesertShadow December 16, 2019
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fffff by when the May 7, 2021
A. Find her. Feel her. Finger her. Fuck her. Forget her.

B. A friend's stutter wind-up when he says 'fuck.'

B is only applicable when you are Brett Kavanaugh, and are lying under oath to secure a Supreme Court appointment.
Mark: "Dude, let's go FFFFF."
Brett: "What's that?"
Mark: "You know, find her, feel her, finger her, fuck her, forget her."
Brett: "Oh yeah, for sure! I can't wait to lie about this to Congress 40 years from now."
FFFFF by Sock Monkey 6 September 21, 2020
The sound someone makes, right before they're about to laugh very loudly.
Bob: Hey guess what?

Dan: What?

Bob: Lady Gaga just got hit it the face with a pie!

Dan: Fffff- Hahahaha~!
Fffff- by Bob/Dan March 31, 2010

fffff...un 

when you are about to say fuck but you say fun because your retarded son is there "oh I fucking hate billy I need a new son oh well, Amazon is a choice."
"fffff...un let's have fun!"
fffff...un by NotGayJohn May 13, 2018

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff 

There are three reasons you're here

a) You do not know what the fuck you're meant to do with your life.
b) It sounds like you're about to say the word fuck.
c) It's very likely you're an alien that has escaped from Area 51, and has stole a phone from a humanoid and you're trying to figure out how to use its keyboard
Me: *Dies in a mission in GTA Online*
Also me: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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