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sorry, this definition has been delayed due to signal malfunctions and a sick passenger at 125th street.

but in all seriousness, the MTA is the transportation society of new York, and it is almost always delayed.
the entire MTA was delayed 11 times this week due to a sick passenger at 125th street, and 50 times due to a signal malfunction.
by Redm91 December 07, 2018
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Dejagoo is the strange feeling that you've been in this sticky situation before. It is dejavu due to goo. Usual symptoms are shivers down once's spine followed by disgust, especially if actual goo is involved.
Dude I like just like stepped in doggy doodoo. And i was like, oh dude this feels familiar. Then I remembered that I like stepped in pup poo like last weekend too. Surreal man, it was like total dejagoo.
by Hukra March 14, 2009
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1. Metropolitan Transportation Authority
2. Acronym for a corrupt, inefficient, wasteful and dirty organization that runs NYC public transportation and makes tax payer money disappear magically.
3. Antonym for efficient

see Useless, Corrupt, Inefficient, and WTF.
1. The MTA just raised the fare again.
2. The MTA had more riders than ever, but can't seem to find their money.
3. The MTA pays people to count the number of dead rats in the system.
by TwoTwentyFiveMyAss August 06, 2009
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you can't go to new york without seeing the MTA logo every ten feet.
by kirabiyaka July 13, 2006
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Many Trains Absent, which is what the acronym MTA (New York) will stand for once they make their service cuts and raise the fare from $2 to $2.50 on buses and subways and from $5 to $7.50 on express buses in June 2009.
Get ready to be packed in sardines every day on the trains---the MTA is zawing us around again!
by pentozali November 21, 2008
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metropolitan transport authority i.e. the people that run the subway. Ironically also used as an acronym for the failure of the human resources department of the very same company as motherfuckers touching (my) ass.
So i was just having a good time going home for the holidays to my family on the (insert infamous public transport here) when surprise surprise time to call mta
by fc2278 June 05, 2018
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