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Definitions by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky

Fucktangular

When a situation, usually romantic or family, is messy, grueling, and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Also ultrafucktangular, megafucktangular.
That dinner with my girlfriend and her family was 8 ways Fucktangular ... it's going to take me months to recover

Pretzeling 

Like Spooning only more so. Maximum body to body contact. Some people do not like this, because they lose circulation and have various body parts go numb, but a small, dedicated, sensual sub-section of people are naturally drawn to this hyper-contact activity. Can occur before, or after, or independent of sex.
This new girl I am seeing is really into pretzeling. Full body contact and sweating all night long...
What the Double Fuck!!

An even more enthusiastic expression than WTF (What The Fuck).
They WHAT?? WTDF...
WTDF by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky November 27, 2018

buckle up buttercup 

Buckle up Buttercup is a sarcastic expression, denoting that one should get ready for some upcoming unpleasant or extreme action.

It is a bit of a sarcastic portmanteau between the "buckle up" phrase used to get people to use seat belts and "pucker up buttercup" meaning to prepare for a kiss. The sarcasm reverses the positive connotations.
Buckle up Buttercup, you just flipped by Bitch switch.
"Find them, French them, Finger them, Fuck them, Forget them"
A derogatory acronym used mainly by frat boys referring to girls.
This weekend's beach party will be great, FFFFF !
FFFFF by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 2, 2018

sparklefluff 

Confusion created by using a made up word in your domain name.
For example: SparkleFluff
Net Usr 1: I couldn't find that domain you told me about, what was the name?
Net User2: Too much sparklefluff, I guess. The name was Barkenator.com

Copstitute 

A female law officer who turns tricks. A "cop-hooker."
"That Rikers copstitute was fine, but she wanted $500. That's a fortune in the slammer."