TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky's definitions

buckle up buttercup

Buckle up Buttercup is a sarcastic expression, denoting that one should get ready for some upcoming unpleasant or extreme action.

It is a bit of a sarcastic portmanteau between the "buckle up" phrase used to get people to use seat belts and "pucker up buttercup" meaning to prepare for a kiss. The sarcasm reverses the positive connotations.

Buckle up Buttercup, you just flipped by Bitch switch.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 17, 2018

WINO

Woman in name only. Similar to RINO (Republican in Name Only) or DINO (Democrat in Name Only).

This label applies to Women that run on predominantly male-defined agenda. Sarah Palin, Meg Whitman, Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnell are examples. They can be called WINO's - Women in name only; feminists they are not.

That Sarah is such a WINO... she has larger cohones than John McCain.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 20, 2010

Copstitute

A female law officer who turns tricks. A "cop-hooker."

"That Rikers copstitute was fine, but she wanted $500. That's a fortune in the slammer."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 15, 2015

FlufferNutter

A performer in the porn industry who has a reputation for blowing his load (nutting) while being serviced by a fluffer.

Joey's a FlufferNutter, his scenes never last long. He always nuts his fluffer.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 12, 2023

Paid Troll

A user (or multiple users) paid by wealthy people or corporations to disrupt and disagree with a discussion forum or comment blog.

That so-and-so always disagrees with any mention of climate change. He is a Paid Troll for the oil industry.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 24, 2011

Dog Comet

When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."

Exponentially worse with larger dogs.

"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 21, 2013

LIRR

1. The "third best" RR at the New York MTA (there are only three). A very poorly run organization constantly beset with daily problems that makes millions of people late.

2. A corrupt organization that lies about how well it is doing.

1. The f!$%@'in LIRR was an hour late today - for the fourth time this week.

2. The "On Time Performance" was 96% this month....

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 16, 2007