Pretzeling

Like Spooning only more so. Maximum body to body contact. Some people do not like this, because they lose circulation and have various body parts go numb, but a small, dedicated, sensual sub-section of people are naturally drawn to this hyper-contact activity. Can occur before, or after, or independent of sex.

This new girl I am seeing is really into pretzeling. Full body contact and sweating all night long...

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 11, 2019

LIRR

1. The "third best" RR at the New York MTA (there are only three). A very poorly run organization constantly beset with daily problems that makes millions of people late.

2. A corrupt organization that lies about how well it is doing.

1. The f!$%@'in LIRR was an hour late today - for the fourth time this week.

2. The "On Time Performance" was 96% this month....

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 16, 2007

Dog Comet

When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."

Exponentially worse with larger dogs.

"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 21, 2013

TBW

Tiny Brained Wiper.

From Monty Python "You tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms." A pejorative used to designate a person who is obviously worse than an ass-kisser.

That Jerard has no dignity, he's such a TBW.
He will do anything to get ahead.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 19, 2007

Semen Demon

A pejorative for children, especially children that aren't well behaved.

Those little semen demons are disturbing everyone

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 03, 2021

DOGIE

Department Of Government Inefficiency Everywhere

I didn't think it was possible, but that chainsaw wielding DOGIE moron is making the federal government even less efficient than it was.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky May 12, 2025

tardification

The process of adding the suffix "-tard" to various words, usually describing a group of people.

Used in general ly pejorative terms, derived from the offensive word "retard." These terms are used in an attempted derogatory manner but can be relentlessly mocked and turned back on the person using it.

Examples: Conspiratard, Trumptard, Libtard

Him: Is the entire government administration just chock-full of conspiratards??
Her: Please stop this relentless tardification

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 23, 2025