TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky's definitions

poonspeeding

Cunnilingus while wearing swim cap and goggles.

Those frat boys need to prove they were poonspeeding to fulfill their pledge hazing.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 6, 2013

piece of patch

A phrase usually uttered by men, meaning "To get laid."
The "patch" refers to a woman's pubes.

As said by John Travolta's character in The General's Daughter: "Risking it all for a piece of patch."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 29, 2014

Semen Demon

A pejorative for children, especially children that aren't well behaved.

Those little semen demons are disturbing everyone

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 3, 2021

TBW

Tiny Brained Wiper.

From Monty Python "You tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms." A pejorative used to designate a person who is obviously worse than an ass-kisser.

That Jerard has no dignity, he's such a TBW.
He will do anything to get ahead.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 19, 2007

MAGA

Many Assholes Going Apeshit

Do MAGA supporters have rage issues?

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky November 8, 2022

Pretzeling

Like Spooning only more so. Maximum body to body contact. Some people do not like this, because they lose circulation and have various body parts go numb, but a small, dedicated, sensual sub-section of people are naturally drawn to this hyper-contact activity. Can occur before, or after, or independent of sex.

This new girl I am seeing is really into pretzeling. Full body contact and sweating all night long...

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 11, 2019

LIRR

1. The "third best" RR at the New York MTA (there are only three). A very poorly run organization constantly beset with daily problems that makes millions of people late.

2. A corrupt organization that lies about how well it is doing.

1. The f!$%@'in LIRR was an hour late today - for the fourth time this week.

2. The "On Time Performance" was 96% this month....

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky July 16, 2007