1. Fictional place were nobody is happy and nothing is pleasant
2. Place where all the Sad Pies go to whinge
2. Place where all the Sad Pies go to whinge
by TheBlackList January 13, 2010
The strange condition where girlfriend will leave their perfectly acceptable male counterparts claiming that they'll never be as good as Edward Cullen
Brad: What happened to Joe's Girlfriend dude?
Barry: Oh Cindy, yeah, she got Twilightitis and dumped him.
Brad: Bummer, she was such a babe!
Barry: Oh Cindy, yeah, she got Twilightitis and dumped him.
Brad: Bummer, she was such a babe!
by TheBlackList January 12, 2010
When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.
Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.
by TheBlackList January 13, 2010