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Definitions by TheBald

porn with the sound on 

Another way of saying you have the place to yourself.
Guy 1: What you doing tonight man?

Guy 2: Well, girlfriend is busy and my parents went away for the weekend.

Guy 1: Nice. So porn with the sound on?

Guy 2: Porn with the sound on.
porn with the sound on by TheBald January 6, 2011

Drink-Drive Challenge 

The challenge of doing 10 vodka shots at the end of the night whilst designated driver, and getting home before the alcohol kicks in.
Guy 1: What you got those shot glasses lined up for mate?

Guy 2: Drink-Drive Challenge mate.

Guy 1: Why not, it's Christmas after all.
Drink-Drive Challenge by TheBald January 1, 2011

Tricep:Boob Ratio 

The method of telling how much of a girl's bust is made up of fat, by looking at the amount of fat stored in the tricep region.

Scientifically the most accurate method known to the common man. Devised by TheBald.
Guy 1: Mate did you see Steven's new girlfriend? Great set on her.

Guy 2: Check out the Tricep:Boob ratio, it's only because she's chubby.
Tricep:Boob Ratio by TheBald November 21, 2010

Cleavesneak 

The sneaky cleavage a girl puts into her photos for sex appeal. Usually under the pretence that it was an accident.
Dude 1: Did you see Amanada's new profile picture? Where did they come from!?

Dude 2: Yeh i saw it. It looks accidental mate, but it's a total Cleavesneak.
Cleavesneak by TheBald October 14, 2010

Terry's Chocolate Orange Style 

Themed by the "Tap and unwrap" Terry's Chocolate Orange tagline.

The act of sex before remembering to put on a condom. Often sex has already been happening for a few minutes before realising no protection is being used.
Ah man I hope that chick I shagged at the weekend isn't pregnant. I did her Terry's Chocolate Orange Style for like 4 minutes and almost came twice.

Whiteout photo 

A photo uploaded onto a networking website in which the light saturation is so high that it removes any facial features, giving the appearance of clear skin and beauty.
Dude 1: Sharon's looking good these days, did you see her new Facebook photo?

Dude 2: Nah mate, it's just a whiteout photo, she's a butterface in real life.
Whiteout photo by TheBald September 15, 2010

Flirt Dampener 

A typo made during a flirty online conversation which momentarily dampens the spirit of the moment beyond repair.
Girl: Hahah yeh lol

Boy: So this summer you'll rub lotion on my back by the poo?

Boy: *pool

Girl: Er yeh, sure..

(Boy: 'Shit that was a real flirt dampener')
Flirt Dampener by TheBald July 20, 2010