friendpalmed

To be denied friendship on a networking site
Person 1: I've been waiting for Sarah to accept me as a friend on facebook for like 2 weeks. Man she's so hot.

Person 2: She won't accept you. You've been friendpalmed.
by TheBald June 03, 2011
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Cleavesneak

The sneaky cleavage a girl puts into her photos for sex appeal. Usually under the pretence that it was an accident.
Dude 1: Did you see Amanada's new profile picture? Where did they come from!?

Dude 2: Yeh i saw it. It looks accidental mate, but it's a total Cleavesneak.
by TheBald October 14, 2010
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Drink-Drive Challenge

The challenge of doing 10 vodka shots at the end of the night whilst designated driver, and getting home before the alcohol kicks in.
Guy 1: What you got those shot glasses lined up for mate?

Guy 2: Drink-Drive Challenge mate.

Guy 1: Why not, it's Christmas after all.
by TheBald January 01, 2011
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Tricep:Boob Ratio

The method of telling how much of a girl's bust is made up of fat, by looking at the amount of fat stored in the tricep region.

Scientifically the most accurate method known to the common man. Devised by TheBald.
Guy 1: Mate did you see Steven's new girlfriend? Great set on her.

Guy 2: Check out the Tricep:Boob ratio, it's only because she's chubby.
by TheBald November 21, 2010
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Nolympic Expert

A person which after watching an event on the Olympics for a short time, somehow becomes an immediate expert. Found particularly in sports where a score is given by a panel of true experts, such as gymnastics.

Often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.
Nolympic Expert: "Oh... he didn't quite land that double axel with half twist, that'll be a half-point off..."

*shakes head during replay*
by TheBald March 01, 2010
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i i

scottish text slang for ''yeh yeh, i don't believe you''
Guy 1: Last night i got with 5 chicks

Guy 2: i i mate
by TheBald February 28, 2011
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Facebook-worn

A phenomenon which makes people think you wear a particular item of clothing all the time because you are tagged wearing it a lot.

This is even if the photos were from several separate nights which were months apart but they were the only photos you were tagged in.
I was going to wear that black t-shirt tonight, but i'm wearing it in my recent Facebook photos, so it's a bit Facebook-worn.
by TheBald April 06, 2010
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