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Guy 1: What you doing tonight man?
Guy 2: Well, girlfriend is busy and my parents went away for the weekend.
Guy 1: Nice. So porn with the sound on?
Guy 2: Porn with the sound on.
Guy 2: Well, girlfriend is busy and my parents went away for the weekend.
Guy 1: Nice. So porn with the sound on?
Guy 2: Porn with the sound on.
by TheBald January 6, 2011
Get the porn with the sound on mug.The moment immediately after befriending someone on facebook that you don't really feel like talking to.
by TheBald February 18, 2011
Get the awkward facebook silence mug.A photo uploaded onto a networking website in which the light saturation is so high that it removes any facial features, giving the appearance of clear skin and beauty.
Dude 1: Sharon's looking good these days, did you see her new Facebook photo?
Dude 2: Nah mate, it's just a whiteout photo, she's a butterface in real life.
Dude 2: Nah mate, it's just a whiteout photo, she's a butterface in real life.
by TheBald September 15, 2010
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The act of sex before remembering to put on a condom. Often sex has already been happening for a few minutes before realising no protection is being used.
The act of sex before remembering to put on a condom. Often sex has already been happening for a few minutes before realising no protection is being used.
Ah man I hope that chick I shagged at the weekend isn't pregnant. I did her Terry's Chocolate Orange Style for like 4 minutes and almost came twice.
by TheBald September 27, 2010
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Dude 1: Did you see Amanada's new profile picture? Where did they come from!?
Dude 2: Yeh i saw it. It looks accidental mate, but it's a total Cleavesneak.
Dude 2: Yeh i saw it. It looks accidental mate, but it's a total Cleavesneak.
by TheBald October 14, 2010
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Girl: Hahah yeh lol
Boy: So this summer you'll rub lotion on my back by the poo?
Boy: *pool
Girl: Er yeh, sure..
(Boy: 'Shit that was a real flirt dampener')
Boy: So this summer you'll rub lotion on my back by the poo?
Boy: *pool
Girl: Er yeh, sure..
(Boy: 'Shit that was a real flirt dampener')
by TheBald July 20, 2010
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Person 1: Hey, do you know if i can send matches in the post?
Person 2: ..well, Bin Laden is dead?
Person 1: Oh yeh! Thanks.
Person 2: ..well, Bin Laden is dead?
Person 1: Oh yeh! Thanks.
by TheBald May 29, 2011
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