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Today years old

A thing millennials say to intentionally sound like they have damage in their Broca’s area

I was today years old when I learned this *left side of their face starts drooping*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 21, 2023

Men what is the equivalent of flowers to you

A typical quote used be people as a significant ploy for attention. This question gets posted by depressed and useless individuals on anonymous social media apps as they know it will get comments and make them feel recognized for once in their sad excuse of a life.

Hmm, nobody talks to me :( Oh wait, I have an idea! *goes on social media* “Men what is the equivalent of flowers to you”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2022

Lmao

What teenage girls say when someone says something kind of funny. The former definition meant “laughing my ass off” but now it’s just said when someone says something partially funny that may have made you somewhat blow extra air out your nose.

I’m gonna be late lmao.

“? How is that funny? The meeting is at 4:30”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Lol

A thing people say that means laugh out loud. Said usually when you’re totally not laughing at all and maybe just kind of smirked a little bit.

Lost my wallet at the bar last night lol.

“How is that funny?”
Huh? It’s not.

“But you said ‘lol’ “

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Couldn’t of

How Americans, 6-year olds, and other illiterate people say “couldn’t have” because they have not yet understood the basic English language beyond a second grade level.

I couldn’t of done that.

“Of what?”
Huh? I said ‘couldn’t of’ are you dumb?

“…”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Egg on Toast

Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina

Oh fuck bitch give me that egg on toast.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Yakarma Farmer

A person who uses the anonymous social media app “YikYak” and frequently makes posts starting with “x upvotes and I’ll <insert action>”. Common action examples include “ask out my crush” (as if they’re in elementary school), “streak across campus”, “shout out a random phrase during an exam”.

Sad, lonely people do this on anonymous apps because they know it will rack up a lot of upvotes, which, similar to “likes” and “shares”, are the only sad thing that keeps our depressed population alive.

100 upvotes and I will ask out my crush
*285 upvotes*
Comments: “so did you do it?” “Nah he’s just a yakarma farmer”
OP: not at all but uhhhh… “yeah I did! She said yes and we’re grabbing coffee tomorrow! Thanks everyone!!” At least I got lots of yakarma

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 10, 2023