TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Return my calls immediately

Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.

*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Like

What white girls say after every 3 or 4 words.

K so like I need to like go to Starbucks like right now like I’m so thirsty like for real

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 20, 2023

The Lovely Nia

What Bill Burr says in his podcast to notify listeners that it’s probably best to skip the next 30-90 minutes of his podcast because his comedy-killing wife has entered his podcast room and will start cutting his jokes off and interpreting them as statements.

Bill Burr: …and right after that he -- oh look everyone it’s the lovely Nia!

Podcast Listeners: Aiight *turns off podcast*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Winnipeg Cocktail

Fentanyl, Meth, Heroin, and hand sanitizer consumed all at once while sitting in a Winnipeg Transit bus shelter that the city hasn’t taken down yet.

Gimme sum fucken spare change so I can make a winnipeg cocktail there bud like fuk

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Make love

It’s fucking. Call it whatever you want. Fuckin, bangin, railing, you can call it “Makin a Grilled Cheese Sandwich” if you want as long as he gets to go “awwwww FUCK” at the end of it.

I don’t fuck. I make love.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

White Privilege

A term black people came up with to make white people feel bad for literally existing and nothing more.

Black Guy: *honor roll student* *gets $500 in scholarships for being smart plus $2000 in awards simply for being black*

White guy: *honor roll student* *gets $500 scholarship for being smart*
Black Guy: hmph, fuck him and his white privilege *robs a store*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023

Eksetra

How white girls who intentionally choose to be incorrect pronounce “Et cetera”. Probably the same people who abbreviate “et cetera” as “Ect”.

We were busy, I had to stop at Starbucks, scroll through Instagram, eksetra

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023