TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

My dog

Every time this phrase appears on a girls dating profile, it increases how much time within a week she spends home alone doing nothing by 25%. Usually overused as an answer to everything because they think they’re being clever or funny but when half the single female population does it, it just confirms how boring you are.

Interests: My Dog, petting my dog, walking my dog, spending time with my dog

You should meet my dog.

First date idea: Taking my dog for a walk

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023

Urban Asshole

A jackass who deletes your words on urban dictionary after a couple months even though they were valid and racking up lots of likes.

What a fuckin urban asshole

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021

Dead name

A phrase meaning “given name” that trannies who can’t accept themselves use. People who use this term are commonly seen being easily offended and downvoting posts that hurt their feelings on many apps.

Doctor: Hey John. I have some news…
John: “Um John is my dead name, it’s Joanne now”
Doctor: Uh, ok Joanne, you have prostate cancer.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023

The 666 Rule

The main thing women look for in a man. They will often deny this triad as it makes them look bad, though in reality, it’s the main premise they seek. You can have a guy who is a 1/10, but the triad will make them look like a 10.

Also known as the Three 6s to make them sound less satanic. The 666 triad is displayed by:
- 6 feet tall
- a 6 figure salary and
- 6 pack abs.

He’s ugly af but he meets the 666 rule so I’d rank him an automatic right swipe 10/10. Can’t wait to match and not work for the rest of my life.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 August 25, 2022

Couldn’t of

How Americans, 6-year olds, and other illiterate people say “couldn’t have” because they have not yet understood the basic English language beyond a second grade level.

I couldn’t of done that.

“Of what?”
Huh? I said ‘couldn’t of’ are you dumb?

“…”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Dog

An animal that females think makes up their entire personality.

What do you like to do for fun?
“Pet my dog, go for walks with my dog, feed my dog, bathe my dog”
Ha…yeah, uh, do you like to do anything else besides take care of your pet?
“Uhm ya I downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call me out to a T”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 8, 2023

Rant over

1. A saying that everyone except Gen Z says after they talk about the same topic for an extended period of time to address multiple issues, concerns, complaints, and/or viewpoints.

2. What gen z says after they type more than 2 sentences

2. Omg the lineup at Starbucks was so long so I didn’t go today. RANT OVER LOL

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 15, 2023