TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

R

A letter that people from Britain think is pronounced “uhh”

“Yes we Uhh here”
You mean we are here

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 27, 2023

Men what is the equivalent of flowers to you

A typical quote used be people as a significant ploy for attention. This question gets posted by depressed and useless individuals on anonymous social media apps as they know it will get comments and make them feel recognized for once in their sad excuse of a life.

Hmm, nobody talks to me :( Oh wait, I have an idea! *goes on social media* “Men what is the equivalent of flowers to you”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2022

Lmao

What teenage girls say when someone says something kind of funny. The former definition meant “laughing my ass off” but now it’s just said when someone says something partially funny that may have made you somewhat blow extra air out your nose.

I’m gonna be late lmao.

“? How is that funny? The meeting is at 4:30”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Honey

What females call people when someone needs to explain something blatantly simple and obvious to them but they feel the need to pretend they already knew.

“Why did I get pulled over??”
Ma’am you were going 50 in a 35 zone.

“Honey, no I wasn’t”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 June 4, 2022

We Will Fuck Tonight

The ultimate get laid drink. Best made when you bring a girl over and ask what she wants and she says she’ll drink anything. This cocktail consists of:
1 oz Jack Daniels Dark Bourbon
2 oz Crown Royal Maple Whisky
1 oz Smirnoff Strawberry Vodka
1 oz Don Julio Tequila

Splash of vanilla
2 oz lime juice

Shake it over ice and add one lime wedge and top it off with cola.

What can I get you to drink?

“We will fuck tonight.”
Uh I asked what you wanted to- oh wait…I get it. One We Will Fuck Tonight comin up!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Today years old

A phrase grown adults who haven’t lost their virginity yet and still live in their parent’s basement say when they heard something on the internet that usually isn’t true.

I was today years old when I learned that guitar strings are actually made for cutting cheese cubes.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023

Brittany Blaster

Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm

Can’t wait for my Brittany blaster this afternoon

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021