TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Stootfish

An extremely ugly friend (or friends) that an ugly girl hangs out with when they go to a club to make her look like a 10/10 by comparison; overall, nothing but an illusion.

Damn that girls hot.
“Nah man, it’s an illusion, she’s surrounded by stootfish.”
What are you talking about???

“You’re making me laugh, man. Look… Block out everyone surrounding her with your hands… see how she’s not hot now?”
Oh my god!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023

Karen-to-be

A young female, usually 30 or under, who is already practicing being offended by jokes and getting mad over nothing online so that she will one day master the art of being triggered in public. Usually in the early stages of gaining an excessive amount of weight, trimming their hair short, maintaining virgin status, blaming men for everything, and playing the victim card when they realize they are wrong in an argument. These females have already surpassed the point of downvoting anything that triggers them online as well as having pre-programmed terminology that comes out of their mouth at least once per hour such as “bigot”, “small dick energy”, and “ok boomer”.

Short-haired fat chick: JUST BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN EQUALITY DOESNT MEAN YOU NEED TO BRING YOUR SMALL DICK ENERGY IN HERE BIGOT!!!!
Store Employee: Ma’am that’s just the price. I don’t make the prices. I just work here.

them.

Short-haired fat chick: YA OK BOOMER
Store Employee: Ma’am I’m 16. (Whispers: man, what a Karen-to-be)

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023

Eksetra

How white girls who intentionally choose to be incorrect pronounce “Et cetera”. Probably the same people who abbreviate “et cetera” as “Ect”.

We were busy, I had to stop at Starbucks, scroll through Instagram, eksetra

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023

Portage La Prairie

A town in southern Manitoba that suicidal, pity-seeking recovering alcoholics with no life who have mistake children with some greasy hookup from a shopping mall move to from northern Manitoba to try to feel better.

Oh fuck bud I’m gonna kms… actually, wait, nah I’ll just move to Portage La Prairie so I can do it there instead.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023

Ocular Rectal Fistula

Diagnosis made when a patient overall has a shitty view on everything

Turns out you don’t have any illness or disorder at all, you just have an ocular rectal fistula.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023

Underdose

Medical slang used when a patient tried to kill themselves by overdose but clearly didn’t take enough.

Is this patient here for an overdose
“Nah more like an Underdose”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023

Queeah

How people from Boston say “Queer”

Like my rainbow shoes?
“Ah sheddap ya feckin queeah!”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023