Originally from the fourth season of Married With Children, a tangwich is a slice of bread with butter on it coated in Tang drink crystals.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 03, 2021
Colored: bLaKk liVeS maDduRr
Superior: Do Japanese, Chinese, European, Korean, Dutch, Russian, and Indian lives matter?
Colored: Of course
Superior: Oh so all lives matter?
Colored: REEEEEEE NOOOOO THATS RACIST. EQUALITY IS RACIST AND IMA DOWNVOTE THIS POST REEEEEE
Superior: Do Japanese, Chinese, European, Korean, Dutch, Russian, and Indian lives matter?
Colored: Of course
Superior: Oh so all lives matter?
Colored: REEEEEEE NOOOOO THATS RACIST. EQUALITY IS RACIST AND IMA DOWNVOTE THIS POST REEEEEE
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 07, 2023
Fucking a chick in your position of choice with a condom in her apartment/house. The additive to this is that you then find out that she actually lives with her boyfriend who is currently out of town, so you intentionally leave the condom and/or it’s wrapper on his side of the bed or amongst his belongings so that he finds it when he comes back and leaves her lyin bitch ass
Did you hook up with that chick Er nah?
“Yeah I did bro, had to pull a hide and go seek though”
Oh fuck. What a cheating bitch.
“Yeah I did bro, had to pull a hide and go seek though”
Oh fuck. What a cheating bitch.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
“We can’t tell you the pay scale for this job because we are well aware that this position pays low across the entire country, however, we will make it $0.05 above the average of all jobs across the board so we can refer to it as competitive. That’s right, this salary is so competitive that we’re not even gonna tell you what it is. Please apply for this position of our dying company so we can contribute to your sad depressed life and assist you in wanting to put a shotgun in your mouth.”
Job title: Cashier
We offer a competitive salary! Please, please, PLEASE become part of our “team” so that our CEO can continue to wipe their ass with $100 bills while we all continue to eat nothing but pasta.
We offer a competitive salary! Please, please, PLEASE become part of our “team” so that our CEO can continue to wipe their ass with $100 bills while we all continue to eat nothing but pasta.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022
A portable device that was invented to use to talk to people that Gen Z is petrified to use to talk to people.
*rings*
Gen Z: AHHHHH MY CELL PHONE IS RINGING! I THOUGHT I HAD IT ON DO NOT DISTURB LIKE OMG WHY WOULD SOMEONE CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE??? I NEED TO TAKE THOSE ANXIETY MEDS MY FRIENDS GAVE ME FOR MY SELF DIAGNOSED ANXIETY DISORDER BECAUSE MY PHONE IS DOING EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS MADE TO DO!! AHHHHHHHH!!! *commits suicide*
Gen Z: AHHHHH MY CELL PHONE IS RINGING! I THOUGHT I HAD IT ON DO NOT DISTURB LIKE OMG WHY WOULD SOMEONE CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE??? I NEED TO TAKE THOSE ANXIETY MEDS MY FRIENDS GAVE ME FOR MY SELF DIAGNOSED ANXIETY DISORDER BECAUSE MY PHONE IS DOING EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS MADE TO DO!! AHHHHHHHH!!! *commits suicide*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023
The female pose where they keep one leg straight, slightly bend the other one, and put one hand on their hip because they think it makes them look attractive for some reason.
“Tonight was such a great night, let’s take a selfie!!”
Female: *right leg automatically locks at 135° angle and the other arm gets glued to her hip, only capable of being unlocked by a camera flash*
“? What are you doing? Why are you in the hoe pose?”
Female: I- I- I don’t know!!! It’s an autonomic response!! I can’t help it!!!!
Female: *right leg automatically locks at 135° angle and the other arm gets glued to her hip, only capable of being unlocked by a camera flash*
“? What are you doing? Why are you in the hoe pose?”
Female: I- I- I don’t know!!! It’s an autonomic response!! I can’t help it!!!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 08, 2023
Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 07, 2023