Definitions by TheAlwaysCorrect1
Gone
1. No longer present; subsided; attenuated
2. How black people say “is going to” because they have a life choice of being intentionally illiterate
2. How black people say “is going to” because they have a life choice of being intentionally illiterate
1. Andrew is gone. He left about ten minutes ago.
2. Bro he gone be here later, he gone bring me my grade 7 diploma
2. Bro he gone be here later, he gone bring me my grade 7 diploma
Gone by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 1, 2022
Student
What unemployed females who are still bottomfeeding off of their parents put as their “Job Title” on their dating profile because it sounds better than saying “unemployed”
Student by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2022
Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker
5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball
20. Items 1-19
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker
5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball
20. Items 1-19
She said yes
My life is officially over and it was nice knowing everyone. Please don’t cry at my wedding/funeral. Bury me in satin and here is the song I want you to play at my wedding/funeral. Please remember me. I love you all.
She said yes by TheAlwaysCorrect1 October 30, 2022
Quiet Quitting
A word millennials came up with that equates to doing your job without picking up overtime.
Basically it’s doing what you’re supposed to do at your job.
Basically it’s doing what you’re supposed to do at your job.
Quiet Quitting by TheAlwaysCorrect1 September 8, 2022
The 666 Rule
The main thing women look for in a man. They will often deny this triad as it makes them look bad, though in reality, it’s the main premise they seek. You can have a guy who is a 1/10, but the triad will make them look like a 10.
Also known as the Three 6s to make them sound less satanic. The 666 triad is displayed by:
- 6 feet tall
- a 6 figure salary and
- 6 pack abs.
Also known as the Three 6s to make them sound less satanic. The 666 triad is displayed by:
- 6 feet tall
- a 6 figure salary and
- 6 pack abs.
He’s ugly af but he meets the 666 rule so I’d rank him an automatic right swipe 10/10. Can’t wait to match and not work for the rest of my life.
The 666 Rule by TheAlwaysCorrect1 August 25, 2022
Heyyy
Opening line used by females on dating apps. Actual translation reads as “I don’t relate to anything on your profile, I have no interests besides social media and being alone, and have zero creativity so I’m going to put in the least amount of effort in to making you interested in me so that I can get mad and call you a fuckboy when you only reply with hi.”
*dating match*
Hmmm what should I say to make him interested? …oh I know…
Heyyy
“Hi”
Wow he put in like no effort in that reply. What a fuckboy. *unmatch*
Hmmm what should I say to make him interested? …oh I know…
Heyyy
“Hi”
Wow he put in like no effort in that reply. What a fuckboy. *unmatch*
Heyyy by TheAlwaysCorrect1 June 24, 2022