Canadian Eatout

Loosely put, a Canadian Eatout consists of eating out a girls pussy after drizzling it in Maple Syrup and Tim Hortons coffee while watching a hockey game. Usually when the hockey game consists of her favorite team against her least favorite team.
What’s your plans for this weekend?
“Bro the leafs are playin the canucks. Probably gonna have a Canadian Eatout
Niiiiice bro. I got extra syrup if you need.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
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Make love

It’s fucking. Call it whatever you want. Fuckin, bangin, railing, you can call it “Makin a Grilled Cheese Sandwich” if you want as long as he gets to go “awwwww FUCK” at the end of it.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
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A thing females put in their dating profile to not get swiped left on. However, because they wait until the last possible opportunity to say this, it’s already waaayyyyy too late as the guy swiped left after the first photo of them with an infant.
First photo: Her and a 2-year old

Last part of her profile: The little girl in my photo is my niece!!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023
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Sis

1. Short for “sister”
2. A term girls who downvote posts on UrbanDictionary call each other because guys call each other “bro” and they want to try to be just like them because “eQuAlItY
“Hey sis.”
Ew don’t call me that, we’ve known each other for like 3 days.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023
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Free

Former definition meant “at no charge at all” but in 2023, “free” usually means that you need to make purchases or spend a specific amount of money in order to get something, meaning it is not free.
“Get a free contest entry by spending $500 in our merchandise store!”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 07, 2023
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Pseudo

Slang/shortened term for pseudoephedrine, a primary ingredient in the manufacturing of methamphetamine.
I’m in short supply this week, sorry. Can’t find any pseudo.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 22, 2023
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Here comes the Gook!

What to say right before you cum when you’re having sex with a girl and realize that she isn’t really your type and just wanted to get laid. This will make her feel so weirded out mentally that she will almost definitely not try to hook up with you again.
Oh yeah, cum inside me baby!
Ok babe, ahhhhh Here comes the Gook!”
o_0 (What did he just say?)
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 09, 2023
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