TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

Heyyy

Opening line used by females on dating apps. Actual translation reads as “I don’t relate to anything on your profile, I have no interests besides social media and being alone, and have zero creativity so I’m going to put in the least amount of effort in to making you interested in me so that I can get mad and call you a fuckboy when you only reply with hi.”

*dating match*

Hmmm what should I say to make him interested? …oh I know…
Heyyy
“Hi”
Wow he put in like no effort in that reply. What a fuckboy. *unmatch*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 June 24, 2022

Happy Heavenly Birthday

What people, usually millennials or Gen Zers, say on social media to pretend that their dead relative has social media and will see someone wishing them a happy birthday. Used a significant cry for attention, usually to pretend that all the people commenting on said post actually give a flying fuck about their relative’s corpse, when, in reality, it is the equivalent to wearing a shirt that says “Give Me Attention and Pity So I Feel Good About My Poor Life”.

Oh grandma died 6 years ago and it’s her birthday today :( Oh wait! I know what to do! *looks up random photo of grandma* *posts on social media* Happy Heavenly Birthday Grandma, miss you everyday!

*sits back, relaxes, and counts the likes and comments* *sips coffee* wow I’m such an amazing and popular person. All these peasants!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 27, 2023

Free

Former definition meant “at no charge at all” but in 2023, “free” usually means that you need to make purchases or spend a specific amount of money in order to get something, meaning it is not free.

“Get a free contest entry by spending $500 in our merchandise store!”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Whorefrost

Made while having sex outside in the winter, whorefrost is the deposit of cum on objects exposed to a cumshot, such as grass blades, tree branches, or leaves. It is formed by direct condensation of semen and water vapour to ice at temperatures below freezing and occurs when cum is brought to its frost point by cooling.

The hood of her car is coated in Whorefrost

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

DarkMystery

2022-and-later slang for having a fetish of feeding women a variety of different sauces mixed together, and multiple foods in different portions and sizes.

Wanna come over for a DarkMystery?

“Uh, no, you’re gross”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Let’s gooooooo

What Gen Z white people or wannabe white people (or wypipo as they call them) say when they do a super minuscule task in life, which realistically doesn’t make any sense because if you’re referring to “go” as in “do the task”, you’ve already done it and aren’t going anywhere. Then again, what slang or lingo of Gen Z does make sense?

You got a C- on your test, Jamal
“ Let’s gooooooo!!!!”
? Go where?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 27, 2023

Female

A word you can call females that will offend them by their choice to be offended.

Havin a night with the boys tonight, sorry no females allowed.

“UHM YOU MEAN NO WOMEN ALLOWED??? REEEEEEEE”
? Same thing.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022