A cheap “breakfast” that CEOs and managers get their employees, paid for with their corporate credit card, and with a copy of the receipt to give to the company so that they can get reimbursed, because god forbid you spend 1/100,000th of your yearly salary on your staff to show that you actually give a rats ass about them. Typically purchased from whichever donut shop is the cheapest (and on their way to work so they don’t need to use an extra $0.90 of gas), this meal is comprised of donuts and/or muffins, fruits, toast, and coffee.
CEO: On Monday we will feature a continental breakfast for the first time in two years to show you all how much we appreciate your hard work that you prioritize over spending time with your family so that you can still afford to pay rent.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023
Staying friends with someone but unfollowing them on social media when they announce that they are pregnant because you don’t want to read their whiny, attention-seeking pity posts that they’ll make for the next 2 years so that people can unmeaningly call them the usual terms (strong, brave, amazing) simply for the fact that they let someone drop cum into them to make something that has ruined their life.
Did you hear Tracy is pregnant?
“Yeah her whole friends list did… 8 times in the last two hours. I had to Preggo Unfollow her.”
Yeah, save yourself the headache.
“Yeah her whole friends list did… 8 times in the last two hours. I had to Preggo Unfollow her.”
Yeah, save yourself the headache.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 09, 2023
A mental illness that Gen Zs self-diagnose themselves with after spending 98% of their free time on social media, watching Disney movies, or staying at home and doing literally nothing. This is then followed by the self-inflicted symptom of being scared of going out into public because “oh no. There’s people there”.
I can’t go outside and get some sunlight from a walk the empty park down the road because another human being might show up within an 400 foot radius and trigger my Anxiety disorder that I don’t have.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 25, 2023
What white girls say to their friend on social media to pretend that the one extremely minor thing they accomplished makes them the equivalent to royalty.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 15, 2023
Phrase that used to be used at funerals when someone passed away, is now used on social media to milk attention and pity from “followers” or “friends”, posted as if it is supposed to be said to the dead person who won’t see it.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 06, 2023
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by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 07, 2023
Well done french fries, quebec cheese curds, gravy, maple syrup, Canadian bacon, ground polar bear meat, hockey pucks, nickelback hatred, and curling rocks. served when it’s -43° Celsius with the windchill with a double double from Tim hortons and a side of bagged milk. Typically eaten during a hockey game. Eh?
Yes I’ll get a Canadian special to go please.
“Ok. It’s gonna be about 5 minutes soori.”
That’s ok, I’ll wait in my dog sled.
“Ok. It’s gonna be about 5 minutes soori.”
That’s ok, I’ll wait in my dog sled.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 27, 2021