Definitions by TheAlwaysCorrect1

Ad starting soon 

Notification that pops up in the bottom corner of an interesting video on social media notifying you that the video is over and to keep scrolling.

“Wow I can’t wait to see how this video ends!”
*ad starting soon*
Oh never mind *scrolls past*

Ad starting soon by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 3, 2023

Facebook 

A social media platform that believes that if you watch one video in your feed, you definitely want every video you scroll past to play until you stop and turn the volume off.

Wtf Facebook?

Facebook by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 3, 2023

IRSSBWUBNWSLTMOMBFMWSKHAFMTW 

Internet acronym translating to “I’d rather shove salted barbed wire up both nostrils while simultaneously listening to my own mother beg for mercy while someone kills her and forces me to watch”.

Loosely put, it means “Hell No”

Wanna come over and meet my new girlfriend”
- IRSSBWUBNWSLTMOMBFMWSKHAFMTW
“Wow k, could have just said no”

IRSSBWUBNWSLTMOMBFMWSKHAFMTW by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 1, 2023

Works at stay at home mommy 

See “Unemployed”

Name: Shana
Job: Works at stay at home mommy

Works at stay at home mommy by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 1, 2023

But 

A word people say that means “forget everything that I just said, I’m now going to tell you what I really think.”

That was a great idea but I think we shouldn’t do that

But by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 1, 2023

Anime

Asian cartoons that almost every single female on dating apps likes to watch.

I love anime, sushi, and petting my dog.

Anime by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 31, 2023

Queeah

How people from Boston say “Queer”

Like my rainbow shoes?
“Ah sheddap ya feckin queeah!”

Queeah by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023