She said yes

My life is officially over and it was nice knowing everyone. Please don’t cry at my wedding/funeral. Bury me in satin and here is the song I want you to play at my wedding/funeral. Please remember me. I love you all.

She said yes!!!

The Bros: *start tearing up*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 October 30, 2022

Miracle

What females call a fetus because they don’t know how simple getting knocked up and having your egg fertilized is.

Omg here’s an ultrasound of our miracle that you can hardly see

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 09, 2023

Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher

A cup of juice with extra ice so you pay more for less in a plastic cup with a plastic lid but in a paper drink tray to cut back on the use of plastic.

Can I get a peach drink?

“Sure; $1.99”
Hm. How about a Peach Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher?
“Of course; $7”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 20, 2023

Canadian Eatout

Loosely put, a Canadian Eatout consists of eating out a girls pussy after drizzling it in Maple Syrup and Tim Hortons coffee while watching a hockey game. Usually when the hockey game consists of her favorite team against her least favorite team.

What’s your plans for this weekend?
“Bro the leafs are playin the canucks. Probably gonna have a Canadian Eatout”
Niiiiice bro. I got extra syrup if you need.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Small Dick Energy

What females say men have because they aren’t interested in dating a beached whale.

Fat chick: Want to grab a drink with me tonight? *eats big macs*
Man: No thank you, ma’am.

Fat chick: Wow you give off such small dick energy. You must be a virgin.

Man: Ma’am I’m here with my wife and kids, please leave us alone.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

George Floyd

A black American drug addict who threatened a pregnant woman and overdosed followed by resisting arrest.

George Floyd is a criminal

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 27, 2023

Ect

How REALLY stupid people (usually americans) abbreviate the phrase “et cetera” because they think, for some reason, the C comes before the T. Also usually said after they mention only one thing in a list because they can’t think of anything else.

“What are your hobbies?”
I like reading, ect
“…that’s it?”

NO I SAID ECT!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023