1. No longer present; subsided; attenuated
2. How black people say “is going to” because they have a life choice of being intentionally illiterate
2. How black people say “is going to” because they have a life choice of being intentionally illiterate
1. Andrew is gone. He left about ten minutes ago.
2. Bro he gone be here later, he gone bring me my grade 7 diploma
2. Bro he gone be here later, he gone bring me my grade 7 diploma
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 01, 2022
The part of a pizza that is intentionally not eaten by people whose mom and dad both tuck them in to bed at 8pm and kiss them on the forehead after reading them a fairytale and checking their closet for monsters.
My wife didn’t eat the crust of the pizza at her parents’ place last night so they made her sleep in our daughters crib and our 1 year old slept in the guest bedroom.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 09, 2023
What females call a fetus because they don’t know how simple getting knocked up and having your egg fertilized is.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 10, 2023
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 07, 2023
A vasectomy’s a medical procedure. One that makes you half a man. Remember when you twisted up your garden hose? Well, essentially that is the plan.
You might be wondering how it works…
(Bum bum bum bum) You make a small incision in the scrotal skin. Isolate the vas and (isolate the vas and then you) hold it in position with a towel clamp, then you snip the fibrous tissue (then you snip the fibrous tissue). Now you'll never have to wear a condom when you do it with your wife,
(...or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it's like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention? But you know you shouldn't think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that's the definition of the word “irony”).
Say goodbye to manhood. Say goodbye to babies. Say goodbye to kids like Meg (empty out your sack)
You might be wondering how it works…
(Bum bum bum bum) You make a small incision in the scrotal skin. Isolate the vas and (isolate the vas and then you) hold it in position with a towel clamp, then you snip the fibrous tissue (then you snip the fibrous tissue). Now you'll never have to wear a condom when you do it with your wife,
(...or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it's like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention? But you know you shouldn't think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that's the definition of the word “irony”).
Say goodbye to manhood. Say goodbye to babies. Say goodbye to kids like Meg (empty out your sack)
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 08, 2023
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 01, 2023
Procedure used by ugly people on Tinder, performed one of two ways:
1. First two photos on their profile are them but exclude any facial detail whatsoever; then you look at the third pic which shows them looking at the camera and realize they are a 2/10.
OR
2. First 2 photos on their profile are group photos either of multiple attractive people so you don’t know which one they are (usually being the ugly one) OR photos of them attempting to surround themselves with stootfish to make them look like a 10/10. However, once you look past this photo, you see which one they are and realize they are a 1/10.
1. First two photos on their profile are them but exclude any facial detail whatsoever; then you look at the third pic which shows them looking at the camera and realize they are a 2/10.
OR
2. First 2 photos on their profile are group photos either of multiple attractive people so you don’t know which one they are (usually being the ugly one) OR photos of them attempting to surround themselves with stootfish to make them look like a 10/10. However, once you look past this photo, you see which one they are and realize they are a 1/10.
*matches on Tinder*
Hmm, which one is she? *scrolls through photos* Ah, shocker, she’s the ugly one and tried to use the Ugly Bypass Tactic.
*unmatches*
Hmm, which one is she? *scrolls through photos* Ah, shocker, she’s the ugly one and tried to use the Ugly Bypass Tactic.
*unmatches*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023