What females call a fetus because they don’t know how simple getting knocked up and having your egg fertilized is.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 10, 2023
When a fat native chick fucks a gay guy with a strap on while either high on meth or fentanyl, drunk from drinking hand sanitizer or mouthwash, on welfare, and/or after getting jumped
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 09, 2023
Slang term that women use in life as their nicknames, e-mails, social media posts, mottos, and usernames to notify everyone that they have a mindset of someone less than 10 years their age. Common life habits include yelling, poor roleplaying, swearing, maintaining virginity, getting mad over someone else sitting in a specific chair, and playing pretend despite the fact that they are a grown adult. They utilize online platforms to act as though someone younger than them is their parent so they feel like they have people in life that actually give a shit about them.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 07, 2023
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 07, 2023
A vasectomy’s a medical procedure. One that makes you half a man. Remember when you twisted up your garden hose? Well, essentially that is the plan.
You might be wondering how it works…
(Bum bum bum bum) You make a small incision in the scrotal skin. Isolate the vas and (isolate the vas and then you) hold it in position with a towel clamp, then you snip the fibrous tissue (then you snip the fibrous tissue). Now you'll never have to wear a condom when you do it with your wife,
(...or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it's like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention? But you know you shouldn't think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that's the definition of the word “irony”).
Say goodbye to manhood. Say goodbye to babies. Say goodbye to kids like Meg (empty out your sack)
You might be wondering how it works…
(Bum bum bum bum) You make a small incision in the scrotal skin. Isolate the vas and (isolate the vas and then you) hold it in position with a towel clamp, then you snip the fibrous tissue (then you snip the fibrous tissue). Now you'll never have to wear a condom when you do it with your wife,
(...or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it's like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention? But you know you shouldn't think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that's the definition of the word “irony”).
Say goodbye to manhood. Say goodbye to babies. Say goodbye to kids like Meg (empty out your sack)
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 08, 2023
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 01, 2023
What suicidal people who work in any branch of medicine (EMTs, nurses, techs, aides, etc) say when they hate their life and all of their coworkers
*finishes a Code Blue call after 46 minutes of CPR*
*staff gets to sit for 30 seconds*
Suicidal Employee: “Maybe it’s just me but, Boy it sure is quiet tonight”
*airplane crashes, school catches on fire, 5 patients have heart attacks, suicide bombing occurs*
*staff gets to sit for 30 seconds*
Suicidal Employee: “Maybe it’s just me but, Boy it sure is quiet tonight”
*airplane crashes, school catches on fire, 5 patients have heart attacks, suicide bombing occurs*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023