No

Ask me again in 20 minutes after I’ve had another drink or two.

Him: Want to bang?
Her: No.

*20 mins later*
Him: Wanna bang?

Her: *hiccup* omg yasss let’s go out back *hiccup*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 September 12, 2021

Thoughts and prayers

Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.

*comments “Thoughts and Prayers”*
*immediately goes back to watching porn*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 05, 2023

Dark Web

Congratulations Internet User; by searching this term, you have officially allowed access for all of the INTERPOL to begin monitoring your internet usage for the next 25 years. Have fun.

“Hm, I wonder how I can access the dark web” *phone beeps* “What the hell?”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 12, 2023

IRSSBWUBNWSLTMOMBFMWSKHAFMTW

Internet acronym translating to “I’d rather shove salted barbed wire up both nostrils while simultaneously listening to my own mother beg for mercy while someone kills her and forces me to watch”.

Loosely put, it means “Hell No”

Wanna come over and meet my new girlfriend”
- IRSSBWUBNWSLTMOMBFMWSKHAFMTW
“Wow k, could have just said no”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 01, 2023

Winnipegging

When a fat native chick fucks a gay guy with a strap on while either high on meth or fentanyl, drunk from drinking hand sanitizer or mouthwash, on welfare, and/or after getting jumped

Where’s Jen and Matt?

“Oh they’re Winnipegging”

Yikes.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 08, 2023

Tangwich

Originally from the fourth season of Married With Children, a tangwich is a slice of bread with butter on it coated in Tang drink crystals.

Ok, who wants a tangwich???

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 03, 2021

Student

What unemployed females who are still bottomfeeding off of their parents put as their “Job Title” on their dating profile because it sounds better than saying “unemployed”

Job Title: Student at Student

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2022