TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

No

Ask me again in 20 minutes after I’ve had another drink or two.

Him: Want to bang?
Her: No.

*20 mins later*
Him: Wanna bang?

Her: *hiccup* omg yasss let’s go out back *hiccup*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 September 12, 2021

Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+

The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.

How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Are plus sized women attractive to anyone?

A repetitious ploy for attention used on anonymous apps. This is reposted every few hours by fat chicks on anonymous apps because they know that the guys that pity them the most will reply and say “yes” to give them the exact amount of recognition that they are seeking. Fatties also know that, because of the amount of sadness and pity, it will make their post automatically go to a “Hot” or “Popular” page which, unfortunately, is everyone’s main objective in their sad, sad life as it makes them feel recognized.

*eating Big Mac* Are plus sized women attractive to anyone? *burps*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 March 23, 2022

transstraight

Trans people who are interested in the same sex that they were born as. It basically means gay but if you say that people will rage at you and lose their shit.

Hi Samantha!

“UM ITS SAMUEL NOW!”

Uh ok, want to date My sister Allison?
“UM NO IM TRANSSTRAIGHT”
Yeah, I know you’re gay, that’s why I’m asking.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023

Revenge Cock Block

Basically, perorming a cock block on someone, usually a friend, who just cock blocked you.

Drunk Chick: Hey, wanna go out back?

Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?

Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Honey

What females call people when someone needs to explain something blatantly simple and obvious to them but they feel the need to pretend they already knew.

“Why did I get pulled over??”
Ma’am you were going 50 in a 35 zone.

“Honey, no I wasn’t”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 June 4, 2022

Suduko

How really stupid people pronounce “Sudoku”

I’m going to play suduko.

“Never heard of that. Is it similar to sudoku?”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 22, 2023