Just A Slit

"Just A Slit" refers to the occurrence of when you end up seeing an extremely hot woman naked and her vagina has no detail what-so-ever. It just looks like an open wound; a slit. This phrase is (ONLY) used with a model caliber woman, because the expectation of her entire body is very high. It would be just like a woman seeing a model caliber man with a tiny, ugly penis. It is most commonly used when referring to a model-type woman who is very conceded. A typical person pretty much always wants someone who is conceded to have a flaw that they can't do anything about. The Karma-Factor.
(Man 1) SH*T man, I got lucky enough to spend a night with this hot ass chick I met at the club last night. She pealed off her cloths like wrapping paper. Nice breasts, nice ass, nice legs; but then her pussy was Just A Slit... I still F***ED her of course! But man I was expecting a more beautiful pussy from a model like that... (Man 2) Are you going to call her? (Man 1) F**K no! She was conceded as H@LL!!! You know conceded chicks are worth the trouble for dating.
by the2ndflood August 24, 2008
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RedTagged

1. An excuse by a woman to get out of sex by claiming to be on her period.
No baby, I can't fool around tonight; I have been RedTagged. Maybe next week.
by the2ndflood December 09, 2007
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Born-Again Pester

A Born-Again Christian is a person that through some sort of difficult time found Christianity. These Christian's tend to be far more fanatical in their beliefs. There is 2 categories for Born-Again's. 1. (Passive) These Christian's tend to be grounded in their beliefs. They tend to keep their own beliefs to themselves and except the faults of others. 2. (Pesters) These Christian's tend to have more conservative, and often times more ignorant views. They try and force their beliefs on everyone around them, regardless of those persons own beliefs. Pesters often times view the world through a very narrow mindset. Which includes the viewing of homosexual's as Sinned-Creations, meaning (Born with Sin) and feel that homosexuality is a choice not a biological fate. That anyone that doesn't choose Christianity as a religion, is wrong and therefore destin to face Hell upon their death. That Evolution is a myth, not a proven fact. That the Earth was created some 2000 years ago, instead of 4.5 Billion years ago. That Dinosaurs never existed. Pesters beliefs are based solely on the Bible. If the Bible does not explain it, then it is wrong. This has led to many groups like the KKK, who used the Bible to deem African Americans as less then whites. To the Witch-Hunts of the early 20th century. All the way up to today where Pesters use the Bible to justify acts of violence against abortion clinics and homosexuals. The most notable example of this kind of ignorance is the Crusades. A Christian war that waged for hundreds of years in the early, to late 1000's. Pesters and Passive Christian's do not hold the same type of interchangeable ideals; as passive Christian's do not hold the same fanatical views as Pesters, and therefore are not driven by the same kind of ignorance.
A Born-Again Pester came up to me at the store today and tried to convert me. When I told him I wasn't interested, he told me that if I continued to live my life as a Non-Christian, that my soul would be doomed to Hell. He then said he would pray for me. When I asked him how he would feel if I told him I was going to pray to Satan in his name, regardless if he wanted me to or not, he got mad. So I told him by him calling my beliefs wrong, and by telling me he would pray for me no matter what I said, that it was the same as me forcing my religion onto him. Beliefs or not, it's not his right to use my name in such a way. Then he just quietly walked away from me.
by the2ndflood March 11, 2008
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Crude Melon's

1. Poorly constructed breasts implants. 2. Implants that are too large for that persons body type.
Some of these chicks are really messed up. They go from nice little round boobs to Crude Melon's .
by the2ndflood December 09, 2007
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Skirt Diving

1. Where-in a parter preforms oral sex on a woman who is wearing a dress, from underneath a table, in a public place.
My girl once let me go Skirt Diving at a restaurant full of people.
by the2ndflood October 04, 2007
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Red Nosing it

A term used to describe the act of using your nose to pleasure a woman vaginally on her period. To use ones nose to stimulate a womans clitoris while she is still menstruating.
What type of woman would allow a man to be Red Nosing it? Not my type of woman for damn sure!
by the2ndflood October 04, 2007
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Paris Feet

The term is used to describe women with very LONG feet. Paris Hilton wears a size 11 shoe, despite only being 5' 8" tall. So along with being as ugly as ugly can possibly get, Paris Hilton has freakish large feet for someone her size. Long feet aren't ugly per say, but they are ugly on Paris Hilton.
I think a woman's feet are sexy, but damn you have a bad case of Paris Feet! I bet a 5 ton truck couldn't knock you off of those giant feet!
by the2ndflood August 21, 2008
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