zonked

1. very tired

2. intoxicated, especially with alcohol

He looked zonked when he got back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 01, 2012

voodoo economics

supply side economics

A return to voodoo economics will not fix the problems.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2011

garbanzos

a woman's breasts ( from another term for chickpeas)

her garbanzos jiggled as she moved even though her bra was as secure as ever.

by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2009

glory hog

a person who seeks excessive praise for something

He was such a glory hog I was barely noticed for my role.

by The Return of Light Joker April 01, 2010

curvaceous

having a well formed female figure

That girl is so curvaceous and stacked.

by The Return of Light Joker January 28, 2008

hare scramble

a motorcycle or quad race held on wooded or natural terrain

A nearby hare scramble went horribly wrong when a rider ran into a huge tree.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2011

XYZ

make sure the crotch of your pants is zipped up (from examine your zipper)

You over there, XYZ!

by The Return of Light Joker February 26, 2008