ass-backwards

1. moving backwards

2. hopelessly misguided, doing everything wrong

The way people are processing the information is totally ass-backwards.

by The Return of Light Joker December 17, 2011

jinx

a person or thing that brings bad luck (from a term for a curse of bad luck)

This DVD player may be a jinx.

by The Return of Light Joker December 09, 2009

balloon

1. a condom

2. a supplier of heroin

If the balloon doesn't fit, you may have to do research on how to find the right size.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2011

zuke

1. zucchini

2. to vomit

Their zuke was so bad it made me zuke.

by The Return of Light Joker May 03, 2011

Varmint

a wild animal regarded as a pest by a farmer or rancher (sometimes used with ornery, from vermin, pest)

Get that varmint out of here.

by The Return of Light Joker February 28, 2008

pull teeth

to do something in the most difficult way

He just has to pull teeth to complete his work.

by The Return of Light Joker May 06, 2009

take a beating

to be injured in a conflict

Man, you coutld really take a beating.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 08, 2007