wind

flatulence, gas, intestinal gas

Her wind surprised and sickened me.

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2008

copilot

an amphetamine tablet

I don't need a copilot to carry in my luggage just because I didn't get much sleep.

by The Return of Light Joker July 27, 2010

soggy cookie

an alleged game played by young men where the participants stand in a circle and masturbate and ejaculate on the cookie and the last one to ejaculate has to eat it

Why would anyone with a sense of dignity play soggy cookie?

by The Return of Light Joker May 05, 2008

know one's onions

to be competent and authoritative in one's work

He really knows his onions when it comes distilling alcohol.(example of know one's onions)

by The Return of Light Joker October 18, 2010

in stitches

laughing uncontrollably, laughing hysterically

That joke I saw online left me in stitches.

by The Return of Light Joker March 08, 2009

near

nearly, almost

If he hadn't stopped going to heavy metal concerts he would be near deaf from all that noise.

by The Return of Light Joker December 09, 2011

just what the doctor ordered

exactly what is needed

That chocolate was just what the doctor ordered.

by The Return of Light Joker June 23, 2008