The return of Light Joker's definitions

Cover story

1. a plausible account used to excuse the presence of a spy

2. any alibi

That was probably just cover story they tried to give me.

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2010

tripe

contemptible or worthless material(from a term for the stomache lining of an animal used for food as such foodsuffs are held in low regard)

If you really think you need this tripe you need a life.

by The Return of Light Joker July 1, 2009

moonlight

to work at a second job in the evening or night

If he did moonlight he'd have more money than energy.

by The Return of Light Joker June 17, 2010

mellow-yellow

1. the putative use of the inside of a banana peel as a halucinagenic drug (a 1960's hoax that became connected with an urban legend about a song of a similar name after the debut of the said song, and susequently spawned more hoaxes, sense 2 is likely also linked to the song)

2. Lysergic acid diethylamide, a hallucinogenic drug

3. a five milligram tablet of valium (from the yellow color of the tablet)

I wouldn't waste my time with mellow-yellow if I were you.

by The Return of Light Joker April 5, 2011

vinyl

1. a phonographic record(also applied to the plural use)

2. a song recorded on a phonographic record

(from the material the records were made of)

Vinyl records are no longer used by most ordinary people, but are still common among DJs.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

all thumbs

very awkward or inept, not dextrous

He is all thumbs with power tools.

by The Return of Light Joker April 8, 2009

white stuff

1. alcohol, especially illicit liquor

2. cocaine

Stay away from the white stuff. You don't know what it'll do to you.

by The Return of Light Joker August 7, 2010