The return of Light Joker's definitions

elephant ear

a type of fried dough cake

Don't forget to bring back an elephant ear for me.

by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2009

in rare form

at one's best

After going to bed early and getting up late, I was in rare form.

by The Return of Light Joker July 28, 2010

beeline

a quick and direct route (from the belief that bees take such routes when they return to their hives)

I made a beeline for the bathroom to get cold water.

by The Return of Light Joker December 23, 2008

100 grand

100000 dollars (not to be confused with the candy bar of the same name)

If I had 100 grand I would put it in the bank.

by The Return of Light Joker March 28, 2008

dinero

money (from the Spanish word for money)

I don't really need extra dinero when I have a life to live. Cash is trash.

by The Return of Light Joker August 6, 2010

naughty bits

the genitals or any part relating to sexuality (euphemistic)

Her naughty bits were visible because her pants were too tight.

by The Return of Light Joker May 3, 2008

a cold day in hell

the occurrence of something that will never happen

It will be a cold day in hell before we completely repair the damage done by rumors about the side effects of vaccines. After all, there will always be idiots out there. All we can do is try our best to debunk the issue.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2011