shit stabber

male homomsexual (offensive)
He's a dirty shit-stabber
by The Professor June 05, 2003
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antidisistablishmentarienism

A word that doesn't mean anything because some botard can't spell for shit.
I think I'm smart, so I'll put a big word in the UD. However, I will only succeed in subjecting myself to ridicule because I can't actually spell.
by The Professor January 05, 2005
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stare

to make a fool of oneself by gazing in the direction of someone for a long time unknowingly
He was staring at me and I didn't like it...so I shot him.
by The Professor June 28, 2004
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bouncing betty

A type of landmine characterized by its detonation only when pressure that has been placed on it has been released. After release, the mine springs into the air spewing shrapnel in all directions.
The private stepped on the bouncing betty and took out the whole platoon.
by The Professor November 07, 2003
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Iterate

Listen this time! I hate having to iterate
by The Professor June 28, 2004
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Nu Christian

1. A slang term for young Christians who pretend it's cool to be moral or act sarcastically immoral.
2. A teenage Christian who attends TEC (Teens Encounter Christ) or a Youth Group.
3. A teenager who is overly zealous about Christianity.
4. A teenager who non-satirically preaches "It's Hip To Be Square."
5. A teenager who listens to Christian music.
1. Why are these nu christians always ranting about how sweet Youth Group is?
2. Don't these nu christians realize I don't give a damn about Jars of Clay?
by The Professor December 09, 2003
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break up

1. to no longer be in an involved relationship
i.e. Jenny needs to break up with Rick

2. to have a bad connection between two cellular phone users
i.e. "Jenny, you're breaking up," said Rick.
by The Professor August 22, 2003
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