Jon

Jon is very obsessed with cars. When he's free from working, that's what he always looks up on the Internet. Some of his other interests include riding bikes and playing video games.
If there's anyone who might drive before they are 15.5 years old, it's Jon.
by The best definition inventor January 04, 2020
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Tristan

A person who is nice but can sometimes be annoying. He's the type of guy who might fool around when he's supposed to do work.
"Tristan, quit goofing off!" said Luke. But no, Tristan would never stop bothering Luke until they began to fight.
by The best definition inventor January 03, 2020
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Chimpstan

A name given to a person who is always on monkey business.
We came up with the name Chimpstan for our friend Tristan months ago. We forgot why.
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Pop Smoke

Other than the military word for literally popping smoke grenades or leaving, Pop Smoke also refers to the late rapper from Brooklyn, New York. An up-and-coming talent, he started blowing up in 2019 with his song "Welcome to the Party", featured on his mixtape Meet the Woo. In February 2020, he released the sequel to the mixtape, Meet the Woo 2. Unfortunately, he was shot and killed in a home invasion a week later. RIP.
Pop Smoke was a lit rapper. You can't deny it, but he was really popping some smoke on his two mixtapes. I wonder when Meet the Woo 3 will come out.
by The best definition inventor February 20, 2020
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Simp

Simps are those chivalrous dudes who act out in front of women just to impress them and get their love, but usually they never succeed.
Yep, everybody's calling Mirza a simp now. Just look at what he's doing to these women!
by The best definition inventor December 16, 2019
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Keegan

A guy who really can be your friend. However, he annoys people too, with his lame yo mama jokes. He listens to a lot of rap music, especially Tyler, the Creator.
Me: Keegan, what are you doing?

Keegan: Yo mama.
by The best definition inventor January 03, 2020
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Simp

An unwise man who clings to a girl whom he likes for attention.
Dude everybody don't call Luke and Tristan simps! (Don't you understand?) At least Tristan got lotta hoes online, and Luke just broke up with Maya! Look at Mirza.
by The best definition inventor February 17, 2020
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