Simp

Simps are those chivalrous dudes who act out in front of women just to impress them and get their love, but usually they never succeed.

Yep, everybody's calling Mirza a simp now. Just look at what he's doing to these women!

by The best definition inventor December 16, 2019

Jen

An excellent soccer and basketball player.

Jen is probably the best athlete in my grade and school.

by The best definition inventor January 3, 2020

Pop Smoke

Other than the military word for literally popping smoke grenades or leaving, Pop Smoke also refers to the late rapper from Brooklyn, New York. An up-and-coming talent, he started blowing up in 2019 with his song "Welcome to the Party", featured on his mixtape Meet the Woo. In February 2020, he released the sequel to the mixtape, Meet the Woo 2. Unfortunately, he was shot and killed in a home invasion a week later. RIP.

Pop Smoke was a lit rapper. You can't deny it, but he was really popping some smoke on his two mixtapes. I wonder when Meet the Woo 3 will come out.

by The best definition inventor February 20, 2020

Tristan

A person who is nice but can sometimes be annoying. He's the type of guy who might fool around when he's supposed to do work.

"Tristan, quit goofing off!" said Luke. But no, Tristan would never stop bothering Luke until they began to fight.

by The best definition inventor January 3, 2020

Chimpstan

A name given to a person who is always on monkey business.

We came up with the name Chimpstan for our friend Tristan months ago. We forgot why.

by The best definition inventor April 28, 2020

Keegan

A guy who really can be your friend. However, he annoys people too, with his lame yo mama jokes. He listens to a lot of rap music, especially Tyler, the Creator.

Me: Keegan, what are you doing?

Keegan: Yo mama.

by The best definition inventor January 3, 2020

Simp

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp

You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp

by The best definition inventor December 28, 2020