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Simp 

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp

You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp

Simp by The best definition inventor December 28, 2020

Chimpstan 

A name given to a person who is always on monkey business.

We came up with the name Chimpstan for our friend Tristan months ago. We forgot why.

Chimpstan by The best definition inventor April 28, 2020

Pop Smoke 

Other than the military word for literally popping smoke grenades or leaving, Pop Smoke also refers to the late rapper from Brooklyn, New York. An up-and-coming talent, he started blowing up in 2019 with his song "Welcome to the Party", featured on his mixtape Meet the Woo. In February 2020, he released the sequel to the mixtape, Meet the Woo 2. Unfortunately, he was shot and killed in a home invasion a week later. RIP.

Pop Smoke was a lit rapper. You can't deny it, but he was really popping some smoke on his two mixtapes. I wonder when Meet the Woo 3 will come out.

Pop Smoke by The best definition inventor February 20, 2020

Simp 

An unwise man who clings to a girl whom he likes for attention.

Dude everybody don't call Luke and Tristan simps! (Don't you understand?) At least Tristan got lotta hoes online, and Luke just broke up with Maya! Look at Mirza.

Simp by The best definition inventor February 17, 2020

Old Town Road 

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
(x2)

Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
Hat down, cross town, livin' like a rockstar
Spent a lot of money on my brand new guitar
Baby's got a habit: diamond rings and Fendi sports bras
Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car
Got no stress, I've been through all that
I'm like a Marlboro Man so I kick on back
Wish I could roll on back to that old town road
I wanna ride 'til I can't no more

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

Have you heard Old Town Road?

Old Town Road by The best definition inventor January 6, 2020

Jon 

Jon is very obsessed with cars. When he's free from working, that's what he always looks up on the Internet. Some of his other interests include riding bikes and playing video games.

If there's anyone who might drive before they are 15.5 years old, it's Jon.

Jon by The best definition inventor January 4, 2020

Tristan 

A person who is nice but can sometimes be annoying. He's the type of guy who might fool around when he's supposed to do work.

"Tristan, quit goofing off!" said Luke. But no, Tristan would never stop bothering Luke until they began to fight.

Tristan by The best definition inventor January 3, 2020