sore thumb

When you have your thumb facing up on the couch trying to hit a bullseye on your wife's backdoor as she sits down and misses the hole and jams it bad.

Come here honey sit next to daddy and give me a sore thumb.

by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) September 12, 2022

beaverden

A women’s vagina that is ready to be plugged by a stiff shaft.

Hey Bradley, Chloe’s beaverden looks like it’s lonley and ready for python to spread its lips.

by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) April 20, 2019

Dirty Brad

When a man blows a massive load onto the womens chin and it soaks her tits, and she whips it off with her cheek.

She wiped her tits of f with her cheek after a dirty brad.

by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) June 10, 2014

Wet Kitty

When a heavy load is released between a womens thighs and makes it wet like a water slide. When you give a thigh pie as well.

As brad released a massive load into a womens thigh it is very wet. Brad gave nic a wet kitty.

by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) June 10, 2014

Palm Action

I haven't sniffed any muff in a few hours it's about time for some Palm Action.

Her dirty snatch didn't fix my blue balls so I'm going to have to settle it the old-fashioned way in the bathroom, with a little bit of Palm Action.

by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) September 11, 2022

dirty nic

Using all 5 fingers to relieve constipation from a ladies asshole due to a massive semen load.

I gave her a dirty nic cause I blew a load in her that was unforgettable.

by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) April 09, 2015

bearhole

Bearhole is a women’s Vagina that has seen her better days.

He fired a Load directly in her bearhole for a direct bullseye, and that wast her first direct shot that day.

by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) April 19, 2019