Definitions by The Wog Whomper

heinie 

Butt. Backside. Rear end. Tochas. Keister.

Larry spent the evening ogling Joanne's heinie.

heinie by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Binderfender Hound 

A dog, typically a pekingese or a cocker spaniel, that continually emits foul-smelling binderfenders.

Binderfender hounds are often laps dogs for old ladies who pamper them and feed them rich foods.

Lum Kee is a reeking binderfender hound. He stunk up the dog show last week.

Binderfender Hound by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

slobber box 

A greasy spoon diner. A cheap cafe.

Mack and Margo ate burgers and fries over at Louie's slobber box.

slobber box by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Bloods

A group of stupid, ignorant street criminals that ties red rags around their ass holes.

Bloods spend their days hanging out on street corners making idiotic signs with their hands. They take what is not theirs and delight in hurting other people.

Best thing to do with those Bloods is shoot 'em all in the street. Save the taxpayers the cost of a trial and the cost of a Sheeny Shyster defense attorney.

Bloods by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

father

A man who begets and helps to raise his children. He strives to keep them safe and healthy. He works to feed and clothe them, and to send them to trade school or college. He gives them every opportunity to grow in experience and wisdom. He teaches them how to camp, how to shoot, and how to fix cars.

If he has a daughter, the time will come when he has to chase away a cretin who has a picture of Calvin taking a leak in the window of his pickup truck.

I work hard to be a good father to all my kids. I've raised them all to be wise and productive.

father by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

booze 

The drink of the low life.

Travis sits in a bar and drinks booze every evening. This is good, because he will croak and people won't have to support him when he's old.

booze by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

cat food 

Half of a bum's dinner, the other half being a bottle of muscatel.

Joe and Lottie shared a can of cat food for Christmas dinner under the Tenth Street Bridge.

cat food by The Wog Whomper May 13, 2005