The Return of Light joker 's definitions

2nite

tonight( used in electronic media)

I will be back 2nite.

by The Return of Light Joker June 27, 2008

Irish twins

two people born less than 12 months apart (from the stereotype that Irish Catholics have many children)

They ended up with Irish twins and shortly after, decided they would be better off with a larger house.

by The Return of Light joker January 1, 2009

rook

to cheat, deceive (perhaps from the rook, a bird that shares a reputation for stealing with other corvids)

He was ready to rook the old man, but ran when confronted.

by The Return of Light Joker March 27, 2011

pour cold water on

to dampen or put an end to something

The police tried to pour cold water on the party until they found they were only drinking root beer.

by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2009

hold the fort

to assume responsibility in another person's absence

Would you hold the fort for me while I go see what happened next door?

by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2010

low rider

1. an automoblile with sharply lowered suspension

2. someone who drives such a vehicle

I shudder at the though of a low rider getting a flat tire.

by The Return of Light Joker December 26, 2007

ventilate

to shoot someone (from the notion of letting air into someone)

For a second I thought he was going to ventilate.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2007