The Return of Light joker's definitions

cammo

camouflage

She wore long cammo pants and a pink and yellow sleeveless shirt.

by The Return of Light Joker October 10, 2008

in your dreams

used to refer to something that is desired by the speaker or the person spoken to but is unlikely to happen

I would make you an awesome video game in your dreams.

by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2011

glass jaw

1.sensitivity to criticism, especially of a defamatory sort (from sense 2)

2. the inability of the chin of a boxer or other martial artist to withstand direct hits

Why is it than a verifiable dictator always seems to have a glass jaw?

by The Return of Light Joker March 12, 2011

water rat

a ruffian who who can be seen around the waterfront

If you hang around with that water rat too much and you'll wind up in jail with him.

by The Return of Light Joker September 1, 2011

Kick the tires

to make a quick, superficial inspection of something

Just before I stated to kick the tires a loud scream was uttered by someone in the building.

by The Return of Light Joker April 19, 2009

in the saddle

1. in control

2. on duty, working

3. copulating

I don't think that klutz should be in the saddle. He can't even supervise a procedure without doing something the gets people hurt.

by The Return of Light Joker November 13, 2010

muffin top

an unattractive marketing mistake that occurs when a girl or woman, typically but not necessarily an overweight or obese one, wears low rise jeans that do not fit properly and push up the excess abdominal fat as a result (originally Australian, so called because it resembles a baked muffin spilling over it's paper)

That girl needs to attend to that muffin top of hers.

by The Return of Light Joker March 1, 2008