The Return of Light joker's definitions

flange

the female genitals, the vulva

Her flange was prickly from the regrowth of the pubes.

by The Return of Light Joker December 14, 2009

drum-beater

a person who lauds someone or something insistently

Why are you such a drum-beater for gold based currency?

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2010

white stuff

1. alcohol, especially illicit liquor

2. cocaine

Stay away from the white stuff. You don't know what it'll do to you.

by The Return of Light Joker August 7, 2010

mind-fuck

to manipulate someone to think and act as one wishes, to brainwash

She sounded like she was trying to mind-fuck you.

by The Return of Light Joker October 22, 2009

squirrel

1. a crazy or eccentric person

2. to hide something for later use

That guy is a freaking squirrel.

by The Return of Light Joker February 10, 2008

flip phone

a phone that folds up to save space and protect the buttons from being pressed by moving around in the pocket

She had a flip phone with a transparent back.

by The Return of Light Joker August 14, 2009

kevork

to kill someone (from Dr. Jack Kevorkian, a Physician who was known for being an advocate of the legal right to euthanasia and having practiced assisted suicide)

Some email scams claim to be written by someone hired to kevork you and use this as the means to extract money.

by The Return of Light Joker December 13, 2009