The Return of Light joker's definitions

x-mas

christmas(supposedly used to be secular)

X-mas is over, get up and get your ass ready.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

hurting

in great need, in distress

She was hurting after the incident with her adviser.

by The Return of Light Joker February 20, 2009

media circus

an occasion where media coverage of a particular story is disproportional (especially televised news)

Michael Jackson was often the subject of a media circus.

by The Return of Light Joker November 2, 2009

flow

to menstruate, to have menstrual bleeding

It seems she just started to flow a minute ago.

by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2008

plastic

1. someone or something pretentious and superficial, a false
person or thing

2. a credit card

She is just so plastic.

by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2008

3 alarm fire

a very exciting or overwhelming event (from the system used by firefighters to categorize the danger of fires or humorously for the potency of spicy foods)

The Situation at school turned into a 3 alarm fire overnight.

by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2010

piano legs

very large or thick legs

Her piano legs would surely attract a few taunts.

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2009