Definitions by The Return of Light joker

100 grand 

100000 dollars (not to be confused with the candy bar of the same name)

If I had 100 grand I would put it in the bank.

100 grand by The Return of Light Joker March 28, 2008

hat 

a condom (used mainly by teenagers)

Don't forget to wear a hat before you do it.

hat by The Return of Light Joker March 27, 2008

downsize 

To reduce the size of company by firing employees, usually with the intention of compromising for something else.

The bastards fired me because they plan to downsize just to increase profits.

downsize by The Return of Light Joker March 26, 2008

Zack Morris Phone 

an early mobile phone known mainly for for it's bulky size(from a character in the sitcoms Good Morning and Saved By the Bell, known for using this type of phone)

How the hell can anyone fit a Zack morris phone on their belt.

Zack Morris Phone by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2008

full frontal 

thoroughly, completely and totally (from full frontal nudity)

They turned the party into a full frontal rumor mill.

full frontal by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2008

If the shoe fits, wear it 

if the statement applies to you, admit it or do something about it

You are ignoring all the facts. If the shoe fits, wear it.

If the shoe fits, wear it by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2008

sprout 

a child, especially a baby

She has one sprout too many.

sprout by The Return of Light Joker March 22, 2008