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Definitions by The Return of Light joker

100 grand 

100000 dollars (not to be confused with the candy bar of the same name)
If I had 100 grand I would put it in the bank.
a condom (used mainly by teenagers)
Don't forget to wear a hat before you do it.

downsize 

To reduce the size of company by firing employees, usually with the intention of compromising for something else.
The bastards fired me because they plan to downsize just to increase profits.

Zack Morris Phone 

an early mobile phone known mainly for for it's bulky size(from a character in the sitcoms Good Morning and Saved By the Bell, known for using this type of phone)
How the hell can anyone fit a Zack morris phone on their belt.

full frontal 

thoroughly, completely and totally (from full frontal nudity)
They turned the party into a full frontal rumor mill.

If the shoe fits, wear it 

if the statement applies to you, admit it or do something about it
You are ignoring all the facts. If the shoe fits, wear it.
She has one sprout too many.