strawberry

1. a very flushed nose due to excessive drinking

2 a blemish from excessive drinking

I could tell he was drunk because his strawberry was glaringly obvious.

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2010

yellow-card

to punish someone for a stupid action

He accused them of trying to yellow-card him.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2009

bargaining chip

something meant to be used in negotiations

It was a poor excuse for a bargaining chip but not many were available.

by The Return of Light Joker May 28, 2012

hand bra

when a nude woman poses for a photograph while covering her nipples and/or breasts with her hands

The tried to get a shot with a hand bra but she could not hold still.

by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2010

ghost turd

a clump of dust or lint found in large numbers under furniture

There was that one ghost turd that behind the wheel that the boys miss when clearing the space under the bed.

by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2011

crazy quilt

a confused or jumbled array of things, practices, etc (from another term for a patchwork bed quilt)

The crazy quilt that came from the efforts of the uninformed employees motivated dad to get the position of manager so he could shape a coherent and effective policy of which applicants got hired.

by The Return of Light Joker January 09, 2010

net

the internet, the world wide web

The net would not be the same without search engines.

by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2008